five - video

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

[Have a very happy looking Chekov. You can see a slightly smoking teleporter in the background surrounded by about ten Tribbles. One of the Tribbles is going for Chekov's lunch, a sandwich. The others are just kind of chilling. Chekov launches into an explanation, rarely pausing for breath.]

Alright? So zhat super-secret project zhat I vanted help on? It vas teleporter. I vanted to find a vay to teleport us back to our vorlds because even zhough zhe Porter does not vork, ve can alvays build another one, correct? So I make blueprint and after getting some help-

[He nods towards Dan in the background.]

Ve got zhe teleporter vorking! But I made a mistake somehow and ve didn't get teleported home but it does not matter because zhese cute little things got teleported into zhe City instead!

[Chekov holds a Tribble up to the camera. It trills. D'aaaaaaaww.]

Zhese things are...kind of adorable. Zhe teleporter burned itself out, so does anybody vant one? Zhey are wery cute and I think zhey vould make good pets.

[The Tribble trills again. Chekov lets out a little laugh, scratching the thing on it's back.]

Can anybody guess vhat zhese things eat?

Comments

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Shit.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

video forever

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

[Chekov is now confused.]

...vhat do you mean?

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

That's a brilliant idea! And at least you know it works, so... You can try to build another one?

Er... What do those things eat, anyway? And you're sure they en't dangerous?

video forever

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

I vill try!

I...do not know vhat zhey eat. But zhey don't look dangerous and I do not see any fangs. Besides, how can something zhis cute be so dangerous?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Are they gonna be all around the apartment?

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[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Just one. I'm only bringing home one of zhem.

[oww-myhead.livejournal.com]

...

We are so boned.

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT?!?

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

What are you.

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreievich!

[oh wait, he said 'what' not 'who']

Ah...I am human?

[shiromadoushi]

Are-- are those what I think they are...?

It's been so long since I've seen that episode, but it really looks like...

video forever

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

[by now, he slightly affronted]

Vhat are zhese "Tribbles" and vhy are zhey so bad?

Voice;

[lady-buckethead.livejournal.com]

A-are you okay?

video forever

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Perfectly fine!

[as shown by another Tribble climbing up on his shoulder and a big, dumb grin.]

Lorna, do you vant one of zhese as a pet? Zhey are wery affectionate.

[Voice | Japanese | Translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Oh, those are so adorable! I want one, but I'm going to be moving soon. Maybe if you have any left in a few days?

totally watching you and going :|

[born-gloomy.livejournal.com]

[ Voice ] I am assuming that Tony watched Star Trek as a kid

[liverletdie]

Oh no.

[ Voice. ]

[oww-myhead.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Weasel and I feel the same way.

[video]

[chi-blocker.livejournal.com]

It's so cute! I want one!

[video]

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Come to StarkTech! I vill gladly give you one.

Hasn't watched Star Trek. Yet. But does not like cute fuzzy things

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... what the frag are those things.

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[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Tribbles!

[he holds one up to the camera]

See?

video; he's wondering if he can sell them.

[conartistcon.livejournal.com]

... What is that thing?

video;

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

They're tribbles... And apparently, a lot of people think they're bad.

1/8

[atamawaempty.livejournal.com]

HEY.

[atamawaempty.livejournal.com]

That looks like that one fluffy thingie that the Director has from that one show that went on and on and on forever and like NEVER ended but the Director liked it or something because he had all kinds of stuff from that show in the prop room but the prop room always had weird stuff in it because the director was cheap and he didn't like paying for props so he just kept all kinds of stuff around and -

[VIDEO]

[goddamnniteowl.livejournal.com]

[COVERED IN TRIBBLES.]

[video]

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

AAH!

[Aaand here comes Chekov to brush them off of you.]

[Audio]

[nor-regret.livejournal.com]

...don't feed them.

video

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Too late.

[nerdboyvillain.livejournal.com]

[A good minute or two of terrified, girly-sounding screaming.]

OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

video

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

No ve are not!

voice;

[notquiteidol.livejournal.com]

You're probably best setting those on fire, mate.

[video]

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Zhat seems to be zhe best idea...I don't vant to, though. Zhey are too cute!

[voice]

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

What did you--

How did you--

Look, whatever you do, don't feed it.

[video]

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Too late. One already ate my lunch and another escaped through zhe air conditioning.

[gamblers.livejournal.com]

It looks like a kuriboh.

video

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

[he's just going 'oy vey' at the camera now]

Pardon me, but vhat is a 'kuriboh'?

[voice]

[oftwoworlds.livejournal.com]

People have reacted to these creatures in a most unusual way. I do not understand it as humans are usually drawn to small, furry animals.

Nevertheless, Ensign, you should endeavor to return them to their own universe. As they are not native to the Earth, we do not know how the change in environment will affect them.

[voice]

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

Vulcans, too, apparently.

And it suits them fine, which is the problem.

[supersonicracer.livejournal.com]

...it's like a fuzzy Chao... that likes to become a moving fur rug...

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

A fuzzy vhat?