five - video

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[Have a very happy looking Chekov. You can see a slightly smoking teleporter in the background surrounded by about ten Tribbles. One of the Tribbles is going for Chekov's lunch, a sandwich. The others are just kind of chilling. Chekov launches into an explanation, rarely pausing for breath.]

Alright? So zhat super-secret project zhat I vanted help on? It vas teleporter. I vanted to find a vay to teleport us back to our vorlds because even zhough zhe Porter does not vork, ve can alvays build another one, correct? So I make blueprint and after getting some help-

[He nods towards Dan in the background.]

Ve got zhe teleporter vorking! But I made a mistake somehow and ve didn't get teleported home but it does not matter because zhese cute little things got teleported into zhe City instead!

[Chekov holds a Tribble up to the camera. It trills. D'aaaaaaaww.]

Zhese things are...kind of adorable. Zhe teleporter burned itself out, so does anybody vant one? Zhey are wery cute and I think zhey vould make good pets.

[The Tribble trills again. Chekov lets out a little laugh, scratching the thing on it's back.]

Can anybody guess vhat zhese things eat?

Comments

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[liverletdie]

They breed. A lot.

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[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

So... There's a lot more of 'em really fast?

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[liverletdie]

Exactly.

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[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

What do they eat?

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[liverletdie]

Oh I am not telling you that.

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[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Are you going to deal with 'em?

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[liverletdie]

Yes, I am.

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[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

So Awesome Force doesn't have to help?

[ Voice ]

[liverletdie]

I'm perfectly capable of dealing with this on my own.

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[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Righ... So we don't need to worry?

[ Voice ]

[liverletdie]

Unless they get out, no.

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[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

So if they get out, we can help?

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[liverletdie]

I'd prefer heroes with experience.