five - video

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

[Have a very happy looking Chekov. You can see a slightly smoking teleporter in the background surrounded by about ten Tribbles. One of the Tribbles is going for Chekov's lunch, a sandwich. The others are just kind of chilling. Chekov launches into an explanation, rarely pausing for breath.]

Alright? So zhat super-secret project zhat I vanted help on? It vas teleporter. I vanted to find a vay to teleport us back to our vorlds because even zhough zhe Porter does not vork, ve can alvays build another one, correct? So I make blueprint and after getting some help-

[He nods towards Dan in the background.]

Ve got zhe teleporter vorking! But I made a mistake somehow and ve didn't get teleported home but it does not matter because zhese cute little things got teleported into zhe City instead!

[Chekov holds a Tribble up to the camera. It trills. D'aaaaaaaww.]

Zhese things are...kind of adorable. Zhe teleporter burned itself out, so does anybody vant one? Zhey are wery cute and I think zhey vould make good pets.

[The Tribble trills again. Chekov lets out a little laugh, scratching the thing on it's back.]

Can anybody guess vhat zhese things eat?

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[video]

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

[he sighs]

Vhat do you know about zhese "Tribbles"?

[video]

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

Only that Uhura brought one on board, and pretty soon they were in every damn thing.

Oh, and they reproduce asexually when faced with an abundant supply of food. And their purring has a calming effect on the human nervous system.

[video]

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Ten vere ported into zhe City.

I vould imagine zhat zhe City's supply of food is bigger zhan zhat of zhe Enterprise.

[voice]

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess you can say "good-bye" to your air conditioning. And coffee.

[video]

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Zhis is not good.

How did you get rid of zhe Tribbles before?