capeandcowl | Eighteenth Scuttle

[The camera turns on! It's Zoidberg's warehouse! He is sitting on his secondhand sofa alongside Aziraphale, who is sipping on a lovely cup of tea. Zoidberg has a dour expression on his tentacle-y face. Aziraphale is looking equally concerned.]

Friends and associates! Gather 'round and listen well! It is I, Zoidberg, with a dire warning for us all! I've been using my rowbutt-woman-given powers to investigate some suspicious individuals on the Network and I've successfully identified nineteen Skrulls in our midst! I am prepared to name names! Are you prepared to take action against these impostors?!

[He stands up, pulling a list of names from his lab coat pocket, then he clears his throat.]

Spider-Woman! You are a Skrull! As are you, Hikaru Sulu! Dick Grayson, Nepeta Leijon, and Cassie Holmes, Skrulls all! Goku! Harry Potter! Rachel! Ziggy Stardust! Nymphadora Tonks! Loki! Rapunzel! Lust! All devious shapeshifting aliens! Doctor Doom and Bullseye, too!

[He suddenly looks very somber.]

And two of my dearest companions have been deceiving us all this time! Parker Robbins and Calvin! Oh! How could you break my heart like this?!

[Zoidberg stifles a sob.]

And let it also be known that the one known as Bee-Pug is also a Skrull.

[Aziraphale has looked mildly concerned throughout all of this, and a moment after Zoidberg is done speaking, he appears thoughtful as he momentarily inventories the accused.]

Oh, I'm afraid that is only eighteen...

[A sinister look flashes across Zoidberg's face.]

Oh? Was it, Aziraphale? Was it?!

[He scuttles toward Aziraphale, lunging toward him with his claws in attack-postion-alpha! And suddenly: Aziraphale's arm has been cut clean off! The teacup he was holding flies through the air and there is some horrified hissing and screaming before Zoidberg turns back to the communicator and shuts it off.]

((ooc: Black is Zoidberg, blue is Aziraphale.))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Nepeta What Is The Meaning Of All OF This
Why Would The Doctor Make This Claim Regarding Your Person

[ someone has been entirely too wrapped up in drama to keep up on skrull things ]

:33 < i dont know but hes wrong!!
:33 < you know that dont you kanaya? :((
:33 < im not a skrull
:33 < i dont even know what a skrull is :((

Im Not Especially Familiar With The Matter At Present
And So Not Having A Strong Familiarity With Skrulls I Feel Apprehensive About Saying No You Are Doubtlessly Not A Skrull Nepeta
But Given The Negative Connotation The Term Seems To Carry I Dont Believe I Care For The Implication Either Way

Edited 2012-02-22 09:39 (UTC)

:33 < thats a lot of words for telling me that you think im a skrull too
:33 < :((
:33 < thats fine then
:33 < i can purrotect myself

Nepeta No Thats The Very Opposite Sentiment From What I Meant To Convey
While Yes I May Not Have Information With Which To Declare It Certainly
I By No Means Believe This Accusation And I Worry What Result It Will Bring For You

:33 < oh!
:33 < im sorry
:33 < im just furry distressed :((

And Understandably So Given These Circumstances
It May Be Necessary To Take Certain Measures For Your Protection

:33 < what sort of measures?
:33 < :??
:33 < im still in the house right now!
:33 < and im able to purrotect myself i think

Should A Frothing Mob Arrive At Our Doorstep Then I Would Find That Somewhat Unlikely
Much As You May Dislike The Idea You May Require Accompaniment On Any Venture Out Of The Hiveblock
I Should Also Have Need To Evaluate The Security Of Our Residential Structure I Think

:33 < do you think were really going to be attacked?
:33 < all over these accusations?
:33 < :((
:33 < i can help purrotect the hive at least!!

I Couldnt Entirely Predict It Either Way
But The Clamor For Violence Ive Witnessed Thus Far Inspires A Formidable Sense Of Unease
It Would Be Preferable That We Ready For A Strike That Doesnt Occur Than To Be Met With One Unexpectedly

:33 < yes youre right i guess
:33 < how do you think we should prepurr then?
:33 < i mean the best
:33 < so that we cant be taken by surpurrise >:OO

It May For The Moment Be An Unwise Consideration To Allow You To Venture From The Hivestem In Solitude
Some Accompaniment On Any Such Occasion Will Be Required
Moreover I Would Strongly Suggest That You Allow Me To Transport You To Whatever Destination Rather Than Traveling In The Open

:33 < oh
:33 < so youre going to take me to the bank and the school and the store when i have to get more food for count magnus wigglewhiskers francis fatbeast?

Well I Provided You With The Burden Of The Feline In Question
Its Only Proper That I Should Assist You In Maintaining Your Duties To Him
But Yes In Essence Thats Precisely What I Mean To Declare

:33 < yes thats furry nice of mew :33
:33 < so when i n33d to go to the store so i can get mew and ask?? :))

Well Assuming Mew Refers To Myself Then Yes
Ill Be Certain To Make Myself Available Should You Need To Venture Beyond The Space Of Our Abode

:33 < thank you furry much kanaya!
:33 < im not going to furget it and i will be purrepared when i n33d to ask for your assistance :33

Oh Think Nothing Of It
Im Glad To Be Useful And This is Far Preferable To The Potential Alternative
Your Safety Is As Tantamount As Any Others Might Be Nepeta

Edited 2012-03-04 09:00 (UTC)

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