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[hexappeal]

[James and Zatanna are in what appears to be a moment of domestic bliss. Everyone's favorite couple are in her media room and, more importantly, they're surrounded by rabbits of all kinds. They're on the floor, on the desk, and... mostly curled up near James. One in particular is laying on its back in his lap, fast asleep. The couple, however, are focused on the computer before them.

Zatanna makes a rushed noise and points at the screen, prompting James to stop scrolling.] See! I told you there was a ton! [The screen features a cluster of fanfiction about the two of them, a good number of them seem to be weird AUs and love triangles.

James reads a description of one aloud:] "It Takes Two to Teach Love by TantalizingTwilightFan: Zatanna is the new vampiric vixen English teacher in the City, upon meeting James Bond, her boss and school Principal, she thinks he's rude and obnoxious. Is there more to him than meets the eye? Rated Mature for language and lemons." ...These natives have a little too much time on their hands. At least they understand the part about you being blood sucking.

I'd hit you, if it didn't mean waking the bunnies. [A beat.] What do lemons have to do with a mature rating? I like that I get to be the vampire in this one, though. [She seems a little too pleased with this.]

Vampire or not, it says here that I'm your boss. [He shifts just enough in his chair to somehow look more smug than he already did.] Now be a dear, Miss Zatara, and get us a bottle of wine before I'm forced to drown myself in bunnies instead.

You know, I might enjoy watching that... but I'm only going to do this because I'm too sober to read any of these. When I get back, you better be prepared to read that quality piece of fiction to me, Mister Bond. [She carefully extracts herself from her seat so as not to disturb any bunnies and the video comes to an end. It's for the better that they don't read any of these on the Network. They're looking in the mature section, after all.]

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[governorkang]

Do I even want to know?

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[hexappeal]

Probably not, but I'm debating telling you all about it, anyway...

[governorkang]

...that's not necessary; I'll take your word for it.

[Humans are so goddamn weird.]

[hexappeal]

I can turn the search option to G-Rated ones...

[They are. But Zatanna is... yeah.]

[governorkang]

Are there stories about other imports out there?

[hexappeal]

Some! It depends on a lot of factors, I guess. Like, how popular where they came from is in this world and how visible they are here outside of the Network. From what I gather, my world's pretty well-known.

[governorkang]

That part, I was aware of. But people who... read or watch these things write their own crazy stories? For fun?

[hexappeal]

I suppose so, yeah. I try not to look into it too much.

[governorkang]

[THAT'S CREEPY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.]

I am very glad my world is not well-known.

[hexappeal]

Oh, there's always a chance! Just become famous here, like I am!

[A BRIGHT AND SHINING RAY OF HOPE!!]

[governorkang]

[For all he knows, there is something out about him. He has been out fairly often in his normal form, after all, and said form stands out just a bit.]

You don't find this creepy at all, Zatanna?

[hexappeal]

You should see the stuff fans hand me in person, even back home. There's some weird people out there, you know.

[governorkang]

[Okaaaay subject change because now he's probably going to have nightmares about people at home doing that to him.]

That's a lot of rabbits.

[hexappeal]

[But you're such a cool Governor-chan~*~]

I know.

[governorkang]

Why do you have that many?

[The only reason he can think of is for eating, but most humans don't kill and dress their own meat anymore.]

[hexappeal]

They're show bunnies! I use a few in each show and alternate. Also, because they're cute.

[Awful. Never even suggest that to her. Her vegetarian sensibilities will be offended!]

[governorkang]

[Hey, his fangs aren't just for show.]

I never understood the appeal of pets.

[hexappeal]

I don't understand the lack of appeal of them.

[doubleoohbaby]

No. Run. Save yourself.

[governorkang]

I think you'll need more than wine.

[doubleoohbaby]

I have Zee to protect me. She's very fearsome.

[governorkang]

She is a very talented magic user.

[doubleoohbaby]

Are you a magic user yourself?

[governorkang]

Years ago. I don't practice anymore.

[doubleoohbaby]

I can do a few card tricks, but that hardly counts.