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capeandcowl2013-02-11 06:59 pm
hexappeal) wrote in capeandcowl2013-02-11 06:59 pm
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☆ video.
[James and Zatanna are in what appears to be a moment of domestic bliss. Everyone's favorite couple are in her media room and, more importantly, they're surrounded by rabbits of all kinds. They're on the floor, on the desk, and... mostly curled up near James. One in particular is laying on its back in his lap, fast asleep. The couple, however, are focused on the computer before them.
Zatanna makes a rushed noise and points at the screen, prompting James to stop scrolling.] See! I told you there was a ton! [The screen features a cluster of fanfiction about the two of them, a good number of them seem to be weird AUs and love triangles.
James reads a description of one aloud:] "It Takes Two to Teach Love by TantalizingTwilightFan: Zatanna is the new vampiric vixen English teacher in the City, upon meeting James Bond, her boss and school Principal, she thinks he's rude and obnoxious. Is there more to him than meets the eye? Rated Mature for language and lemons." ...These natives have a little too much time on their hands. At least they understand the part about you being blood sucking.
I'd hit you, if it didn't mean waking the bunnies. [A beat.] What do lemons have to do with a mature rating? I like that I get to be the vampire in this one, though. [She seems a little too pleased with this.]
Vampire or not, it says here that I'm your boss. [He shifts just enough in his chair to somehow look more smug than he already did.] Now be a dear, Miss Zatara, and get us a bottle of wine before I'm forced to drown myself in bunnies instead.
You know, I might enjoy watching that... but I'm only going to do this because I'm too sober to read any of these. When I get back, you better be prepared to read that quality piece of fiction to me, Mister Bond. [She carefully extracts herself from her seat so as not to disturb any bunnies and the video comes to an end. It's for the better that they don't read any of these on the Network. They're looking in the mature section, after all.]
Zatanna makes a rushed noise and points at the screen, prompting James to stop scrolling.] See! I told you there was a ton! [The screen features a cluster of fanfiction about the two of them, a good number of them seem to be weird AUs and love triangles.
James reads a description of one aloud:] "It Takes Two to Teach Love by TantalizingTwilightFan: Zatanna is the new vampiric vixen English teacher in the City, upon meeting James Bond, her boss and school Principal, she thinks he's rude and obnoxious. Is there more to him than meets the eye? Rated Mature for language and lemons." ...These natives have a little too much time on their hands. At least they understand the part about you being blood sucking.
I'd hit you, if it didn't mean waking the bunnies. [A beat.] What do lemons have to do with a mature rating? I like that I get to be the vampire in this one, though. [She seems a little too pleased with this.]
Vampire or not, it says here that I'm your boss. [He shifts just enough in his chair to somehow look more smug than he already did.] Now be a dear, Miss Zatara, and get us a bottle of wine before I'm forced to drown myself in bunnies instead.
You know, I might enjoy watching that... but I'm only going to do this because I'm too sober to read any of these. When I get back, you better be prepared to read that quality piece of fiction to me, Mister Bond. [She carefully extracts herself from her seat so as not to disturb any bunnies and the video comes to an end. It's for the better that they don't read any of these on the Network. They're looking in the mature section, after all.]
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What are you saying, that they've been writing stories about you two?
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[Yup, totally did not listen to a word. Bunnies]
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[which is OBVIOUSLY what matters.]
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[ WORDS FAIL HIM. ]
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no this is video for zee and a permavideo okay!!
voice for him forever!! 8'|
probably for the better saklgj
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[And he actually is glad, because more time spent on weird stories and bunnies is less time spent trying to get revenge.]
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SHUT UP ABOUT ALL THE MEN THAT ARENT ME!!!!!!!!!!
LMASGADGSA
what the fuck just happened. i have no control over this.
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he'll just jump to video he's feeling agreeable or something and he remembers these people
lmao that icon i love the coloring
it's wonderful isn't it
yesssssssss
this is so hideous
that is how we know we're good rpers
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SO THIS IS HOW SPIKE FINALLY FINDS OUT ZEE IS TAKEN 1/?
not!video
still not!video
okay i guess this can actually be video
still also one ok
okok
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again with also that
o-oh ok u/////u
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LMAO CRYING
:')
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(ACTION BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT.)
Crying, trying to creep away before he has to deal with that awkward problem. Argh, gross.)
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FORGIVE ME SENPAI I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH
oh shit i missed this
wow rude.
sob
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likewise
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[The sigh is almost audible through the text.]
I suppose I should be surprised.
oh, 11:11 :>
ON THE ELEVENTH :]
man you got superb timing!!
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i'm going to permavid you 'til you like it.
Wait. Are you reading... fanfic? As... foreplay?
I can't decide if I'm freaked out or kind of impressed.
i never said i didn't u////u
o///o sorry this is so late bb
it's all good!!
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oooh baby
awww yeah
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I'm not surprised that it exists. But why are you reading fanfiction of all things.
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