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[aggressiveapathy]

Did you know pics for job fairs have people dancing in them. Dancing. For work.



Who does that. Or maybe they're greeting their new alien god job messiah. I don't know. I'm not a crazy person.

So. Anyway. Tomorrow we're going to have one. A job fair. Not a new alien messiah. In the park. Come and make my life less terrible by getting a job.

Thanks.

[[ooc: this is in reference to this! If you have a company/group that'd like to participate, please comment there. Log will be up tomorrow!]]

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[glowsferatu]

Maybe Thats The Job They Were Hired For
They Were Paid To Dance While Impersonating The Employess Who Are Meanwhile Chained To Their Desks And Not Particularly Inclined To Dance At All
Because I Really Cannot Imagine Any Other Reason For The Enthusiasm
The Dancing Doesnt End Until The New Prospects Are Similarly Shackled And The Need For The Ruse Has Passed
And Then The Dancers Are Out Of Work
A Most Pleasant Conclusion For All Involved

[aggressiveapathy]

there's one
if the slave workers get to shoot the dancers at the end
to boost moral

[glowsferatu]

Yeah But They Dont Care About Their Morale Once Theyve Hooked Them
Thats The Point

[aggressiveapathy]

fear is also an improvement

[glowsferatu]

Are The Dancers Taken From the Existing Worker Pool
I Suppose That Might Cause Openings To Be Filed By The Fair In Question

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
only one of the dancers gets to keep their job
and live

[glowsferatu]

Oh
I Imagine They See It As An Offer Of Graciousness
What Criteria Leads To This One Pitiable Survivors Selection

[aggressiveapathy]

arms lifted highest in the air
i guess
or sexiest shirt

[glowsferatu]

By That Criteria I Think All Of Those Pictured Here Are Doomed
Maybe Theres Another Just Beyond The Frames Edge

[aggressiveapathy]

with the gun

[glowsferatu]

Would You Say They Are Forced To Be The Shooter
Or They Are Given The Privilege

[aggressiveapathy]

if you don't want to shoot those people
you have no soul

[glowsferatu]

I Think You Have That Backwards Actually

[aggressiveapathy]

no
they deserve to die

[glowsferatu]

April The Only People Enjoying Their Dance Less Than You Are Probably The Dancers Themselves
Its Too Minor A Thing To Kill Over

[aggressiveapathy]

where is the line green text
where is the line that it's enough to kill over

[glowsferatu]

Youll Know It When It Should Appear
Talk Like This Only Illustrates That It Hasnt For You Before

[aggressiveapathy]

oh my god
leave off the sage wisdom
the brooding hero thing is so saturday night

[glowsferatu]

I Have Never Claimed To Be A Hero
And You Do Realize That Saturday Night Is In the Very Near Future Right
Perhaps Im Setting A Trend

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
it's not tonight
brooding
hero
blood pop

[glowsferatu]

Maybe Im Getting A Head Start Due To This Self-Same Job Fair Eating Into My Time Tomorrow
Also A Blood Pop Is What You Get When You Put It In The Freezer Isnt It
I Used To Add Artificial Flavoring When I Was First Growing Accustomed To Human Sources

[aggressiveapathy]

you can brood at the fair
like a normal worker drone
and
wtf is artificial blood flavor

[glowsferatu]

Or I Need To Work It out Of My System Now So I Can Manage A Smile then
No Matter How Genuine It Wont Be

Have You Ever Seen Those Packets That Are Meant To Be Added To Beverages
I Think It Was Something Crystalline
They Arent Necessarily Meant For Blood But I Used Them Anyway

[aggressiveapathy]

but how will your minions fear you
if you hire with a smile

[glowsferatu]

The Fear Comes After
Its Important To First Bring Them Under Your Wing Before Instilling It
Present Too Strong A Front And They Will Avoid You Rather Than Fear You
At This Point You Hold No Power To Abuse