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[aggressiveapathy]

Did you know pics for job fairs have people dancing in them. Dancing. For work.



Who does that. Or maybe they're greeting their new alien god job messiah. I don't know. I'm not a crazy person.

So. Anyway. Tomorrow we're going to have one. A job fair. Not a new alien messiah. In the park. Come and make my life less terrible by getting a job.

Thanks.

[[ooc: this is in reference to this! If you have a company/group that'd like to participate, please comment there. Log will be up tomorrow!]]

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Maybe Im Getting A Head Start Due To This Self-Same Job Fair Eating Into My Time Tomorrow
Also A Blood Pop Is What You Get When You Put It In The Freezer Isnt It
I Used To Add Artificial Flavoring When I Was First Growing Accustomed To Human Sources

[aggressiveapathy]

you can brood at the fair
like a normal worker drone
and
wtf is artificial blood flavor

[glowsferatu]

Or I Need To Work It out Of My System Now So I Can Manage A Smile then
No Matter How Genuine It Wont Be

Have You Ever Seen Those Packets That Are Meant To Be Added To Beverages
I Think It Was Something Crystalline
They Arent Necessarily Meant For Blood But I Used Them Anyway

[aggressiveapathy]

but how will your minions fear you
if you hire with a smile

[glowsferatu]

The Fear Comes After
Its Important To First Bring Them Under Your Wing Before Instilling It
Present Too Strong A Front And They Will Avoid You Rather Than Fear You
At This Point You Hold No Power To Abuse

[aggressiveapathy]

that's the difference in civilian and government work
i guess

[glowsferatu]

It Makes One Wonder Why Anyone Would Bother With Government Employment

[aggressiveapathy]

i don't have to fake smile
just real smile
when the pain and suffering finally sets in

[glowsferatu]

Begging The Question Of Whose Pain And Suffering It Will Be

[aggressiveapathy]

not mine
that's what matters

[glowsferatu]

Oh Believe Me I Took That Fully For Granted

[aggressiveapathy]

aw
it's nice to be well known

[glowsferatu]

Its The Sort Of Thing Thats Hard To Miss
Ive Never Seen the Point In Finding Pleasure From Anothers Pain

[aggressiveapathy]

your life must be terrible

[glowsferatu]

Well It Was Decided This Isnt The Time For Brooding
That Seems Largely Beside The Point

[aggressiveapathy]

there's still time to learn
just watch big brother
then you'll never feel bad for humanity again

[glowsferatu]

I Think Id Really Rather Not Think Of Humanity As A Unit
That Will Prove To Be A Discouragement From More Than Just Sympathy

[aggressiveapathy]

i'll just file that
as alien stuff

[glowsferatu]

It May Not Even Be Inaccurate
Perhaps Humans Really Are So Homogeneous That The Slight Of One Is Akin To the Slight Of All
And I Somehow Just Missed It In The Nearly Three Years Ive Been Associated With Them

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a numbers game
i guess

[glowsferatu]

Then Keep The Numbers Small
Thats The Amount Of People You Are Reasonably Capable Of Caring About And The Rest Can Do As They Please
No Ill Will Required

[aggressiveapathy]

but the ill will is my favorite part of being a person

[glowsferatu]

Yeah I Know
It Still Seems Weird To Me All The Same
Like I Honestly Dont Know How Well Youd Do In A Kill Or Be Killed Situation
But You Harbor So Much Hate In That Small Frame

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm taller than you
maybe

[glowsferatu]

Weve Been Over This Already
I Have Nearly Half A Foot On You