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I'm in a good mood.
[ which should be enough of an indicator that he did something wrong. anyway, this is eridan in his penthouse, having set up the comm on the small table in front of his couch! a fatass persian cat lords from his obnoxiously large cat tree off to the left. eridan steps back from the comm, kicks an unlabeled cardboard box out of view (it rattles in a metallic fashion), and flops down on the couch at his back.
completely shamelessly, in rumblr coolkid fashion, he is wearing this sweater. except it has a persian on the front. HOW EMBARRASSING. ]
In fact, I'm in such a good fuckin' mood I'm actually gonna buy you filthy plebeian animals holiday presents this year. That's a general you, a course, I do kinda hate the fuck outta some of you. Not gonna commit to anythin' here, but you can try me. Drop some Congo wishlists on me, or just giwe me some kinda idea what you want; I'm probably headin' out for the holidays, so I ain't gonna be here, and if I'm gonna bother I need a horn's up in adwance. Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't, but there ain't no harm in askin' me, right?
No islands, no guns, nothin' illegal. Since I know somebody's gonna ask. [ pffffft. he rolls his eyes. ] What do I look like, some kinda fuckin' psycho? Puh-leeze.
[ apparently done (why did he even bother setting up the comm, anyway?) he steps back in, killing the feed. ]
[ which should be enough of an indicator that he did something wrong. anyway, this is eridan in his penthouse, having set up the comm on the small table in front of his couch! a fatass persian cat lords from his obnoxiously large cat tree off to the left. eridan steps back from the comm, kicks an unlabeled cardboard box out of view (it rattles in a metallic fashion), and flops down on the couch at his back.
completely shamelessly, in rumblr coolkid fashion, he is wearing this sweater. except it has a persian on the front. HOW EMBARRASSING. ]
In fact, I'm in such a good fuckin' mood I'm actually gonna buy you filthy plebeian animals holiday presents this year. That's a general you, a course, I do kinda hate the fuck outta some of you. Not gonna commit to anythin' here, but you can try me. Drop some Congo wishlists on me, or just giwe me some kinda idea what you want; I'm probably headin' out for the holidays, so I ain't gonna be here, and if I'm gonna bother I need a horn's up in adwance. Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't, but there ain't no harm in askin' me, right?
No islands, no guns, nothin' illegal. Since I know somebody's gonna ask. [ pffffft. he rolls his eyes. ] What do I look like, some kinda fuckin' psycho? Puh-leeze.
[ apparently done (why did he even bother setting up the comm, anyway?) he steps back in, killing the feed. ]
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Teeny island, but still.
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[ and the camera pans to this monstrosity. ]
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Also, fuck off.
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[ KARKAT DOESN'T EVEN GET TO CHOOSE HIS PRESENT. ]
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[ holy shit they literally just transported back to bill cosby pokeymans level of out of touch ]
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Does this mean you're not gonna do it?
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[ BEAT. weakly: ]
You probably hawen't heard of it.
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So what's the deal with you playing fucking Santa Claus?
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[Never have three words that were not "you fucked up" sounded so terribly like "you fucked up." No, no. More like: you really fucked up.]
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Affectionate nod to when I still thought callin' people plebeians was trendy, 'bout a couple years back.
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Did people take kindly to it then?
[If they did, Jesus Christ. The City has some strange trends.]
YEAH DITTO
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DITTO x2
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[ are you kidnapping and torturing more politicians ]
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[ no just murdering TONS OF ENDANGERED ANIMALS u kno how it is ]
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[ lions are strictly off-limits ]
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