a highly logical VOICE post

[notsoloyal]

[There are a few seconds of silence before a rather monotone voice comes on.]

That porter is quite an intriguing device. Programed incorrectly, but intriguing nonetheless. And so now I'm going to recieve powers to compensate for both, being brought here, and being placed within this carbon based form. Far from an equivalent exchange, but I shall simply have to adjust. As illogical as this whole predicament is, I do seem to have plenty of free time now.


[LOCKED TO DECEPTICONS]
Starscream, currently leading the Decepticons. Really?
Turning this into another one of your delusions, Starscream?
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[ooc → arrrrrg my internet is going "disconnected...reconnected...disconnected" over and over, apologies for my slow replies.]

Comments

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

RECOMMENDATION: RELUCTANTLY ACCEPT STARSCREAM'S COMMAND. WHEN OUR POWERS SURFACE AND WE GAIN CONTROL OF THEM, IT WILL BE A BETTER OPPORTUNITY.

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[notsoloyal]

Agreed. For the moment, it would seem there is no better option.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE.
THIS WILL CHANGE IN DUE TIME.
IF YOU REQUIRE DATA, I WILL GIVE YOU WHAT I CAN.

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[notsoloyal]

Currently, any data you may have on caring for these organic bodies would be helpful.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE.
RECOMMENDATION ON CARING FOR ORGANIC BODIES:
THEY ARE DELICATE. EVEN PAPER IS CAPABLE OF CUTTING THE EPIDERMIC LAYER.
SANITIZING YOUR ENTIRE BODY MUST BE DAILY. INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE COMPILED.
FUELING THESE BODIES IS EQUALLY MORE OFTEN AND MORE PRIMITIVE. SOLIDS ARE PREFERRED BY THE BODIES ALBEIT NOT REQUIRED. THREE MEALS A DAY IS SUGGESTED. DIET SUGGESTIONS WILL BE COMPILED, AS WELL AS THE FUNCTION OF HOW THE FUEL IS ABSORBED AND EXPELLED.
CLOTHING IS EQUALLY REQUIRED, WITH DIFFERENT CLEAN CLOTHING FOR THE DAY AND THE NIGHT. THIS APPEARS TO BE CULTURALLY INFLUENCED BY THE HUMANS.

ADDITIONALLY, IT IS RECOMMEND YOU BECOME EMPLOYED IN THE CITY. HOWEVER DISTASTEFUL IT IS TO COOPERATE WITH THE HUMANS, IT IS REQUIRED IN ORDER TO FOLLOW THEIR ECONOMICAL SYSTEM AND PURCHASE WHAT WE NEED.

FURTHER INFORMATION WILL BE COMPILED AND GIVEN TO YOU SHORTLY, SHOCKWAVE.

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[notsoloyal]

Thank you, Soundwave. This data is most appreciated.