a highly logical VOICE post

[notsoloyal]

[There are a few seconds of silence before a rather monotone voice comes on.]

That porter is quite an intriguing device. Programed incorrectly, but intriguing nonetheless. And so now I'm going to recieve powers to compensate for both, being brought here, and being placed within this carbon based form. Far from an equivalent exchange, but I shall simply have to adjust. As illogical as this whole predicament is, I do seem to have plenty of free time now.


[LOCKED TO DECEPTICONS]
Starscream, currently leading the Decepticons. Really?
Turning this into another one of your delusions, Starscream?
[/end]

[ooc → arrrrrg my internet is going "disconnected...reconnected...disconnected" over and over, apologies for my slow replies.]

Comments

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Carbon... Another person who used to be a robot?

[notsoloyal]

That would be correct.

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Huh. The 'porter seems to like dragging you lot here, I guess.

oh Corey Burton

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Shockwave. There's a voice I'd recognize anywhere.

[notsoloyal]

Optimus Prime. How good to hear from you.

[Decepticon Channel]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

GREETINGS, SHOCKWAVE.

UNFORTUNATELY, RANK DICTATES THE CHAIN OF COMMAND. PREVIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES BEFORE MY ARRIVAL REESTABLISHED HIS RANK. HE IS CURRENTLY COMMANDER UNLESS MEGATRON ARRIVES.

[Decepticon Channel]

[notsoloyal]

Following him is hardly logical. His plans rarely succeed.

[veggievaluator.livejournal.com]

Notable glitches in programming of 'Porter'?

[notsoloyal]

Inability to differentiate friend from foe, appears to be a large factor.
Drawing people here to complete a task, while not doing anything to assist in their compliance to said order.
Placing those not of human origin, within human form.

Among other things.

[voice]

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

"Illogical," huh?

[voice]

[notsoloyal]

Yes. Quite illogical. You have another word for it?

['con channel]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Shockwave?!



It is no delusion. The Megatron who was here previously placed me as second in command as I am the most competent. Now that he has gone, I am the commander.

['con channel]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[sigh]

Wait, wait. First, the obligatory question: where you are from, what alternate mode does Megatron favor.

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

[*Thundercracker hesitates at hearing Shockwave's voice on the comm. The only comfort he has in the appearance of a more stern and unforgiving Decepticon authority figure showing up is that he is not Megatron., and therefore less interested in punitive punishments for perceived wrongdoings...*]

Greetings, Shockwave. This is Thundercracker.

[Decepticon Channel]

[notsoloyal]

Thundercracker.
Quite a decent amount of Decepticons here.

[VOICE] /is on 'con filter and sees this locked business

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Rzz? Newsquish iz another Decepticon?

... Newsquish knowz Traitybot?

[notsoloyal]

...Correct on both accounts.

[theprimerprime.livejournal.com]

...YOU.

Slagging spy...I owe you a beating, and you owe me a hammer!

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

ERROR. YOUR CONCERNS ARE IRRELEVANT, SENTINEL PRIME.
THIS IS NOT THE DECEPTICON YOU KNOW.

[voice]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Spy? Shockwave?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

What hammer?

[notsoloyal]

Wrong Shockwave. Otherwise you'd be dead.

[Voice]

[tinybutdeadly]

Oh, you're another former robot?

Welcome to the City.

[Voice]

[notsoloyal]

[the most deadpan voice ever]

...Thank you.

[voice; not even bothering to lock this]

[blk-arachnia.livejournal.com]

Great.

[voice]

[notsoloyal]

Is there a problem?