[ Voice; Sounds of Wind in the Background ]

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

--I don't know about any of you guys, but until I find my damn crow I ain't doing shit about crime or whatever in this City. A godly being like myself's gotta have his priorities set down the right way, yanno?!

[ Insert random passer-by yelling; various calls of "Get outta the way!" thrown in there too ]

FFFF, LAAAAAME -- get the hell outta the way! [ bang crash boom ] -- I mean, really: who the hell goes around in an Iron Douche-bag Suit telling people what to do or not? Fuck that!

[ ooc | if you're so tempted, your character can now notice Ikki literally flying down the streets/sidesofbuildings/roofs/etc on his inline skates. ]

Comments

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

Crow?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Little black bird-lookin' thing, likes to peck at people's heads -- ya seen him?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

I imagine there are many crows here, but I haven't seen any specifically. Does your crow have a name?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

The hell would I give the thing a name for?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

Seems like a pet of yours. Traditionally, people give their pets names.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

It's just my crow, man. Been with me ever since I was a little kid.

You see it or not?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. How can I distinguish it from all the other crows?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

It's tiny. Baby-size. I don't think many other crows are flying at that age, right?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. I'll most certainly keep an eye out for him.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Alright.

What's your name? I can't have myself being indebted to people I don't even know.

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

I'm Kristoph.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Cool, cool. You call me right away if you find the little dude, okay?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

And who am I looking for?

1/?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

You don't know who I am?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

How is that even --

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

You've really gotta be --

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

....

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Krissy, you are such a liar.

Done

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Who in the world doesn't know about the Storm King of Hurricane Road? _{God, it's so obvious you're trying to play mind-games with me. Freak.}

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

This may be a strange to say, but you may quite possibly be in another dimension. If people have heard of you, it will probably be a small minority.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's believable.





Why am I here, anyway?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

A gentleman named Iron Man believes you can protect his city.

It is pretty strange, I'll admit, and most certainly hard to believe - but I feel like there aren't many other options besides it.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Hm.

Iron Man's that metal douche, right?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

brb, going to go kick some ass.