25 | voice.

[osreborn]

[ He sounds a little harried, but speaks slowly and calmly. ]

Those of you that have passed by Avengers Tower tonight may have noticed the large crater in the street below the East side.

... While the exact cause of that phenomena is still unknown; but I suspect it has something directly to do with the attempted burglary on the Tower tonight. I was lucky enough to be in the building when it happened, having left something in my office, and thus I was able to prevent the theft of anything valuable. The thief was attempting to steal or sabotage my armor, without which I am obviously not able to aid the City in the same capacity, as director of the Avengers. I can't imagine why anyone would want to attempt such harmful vandalism at the citizen's expense, but I won't try and pretend I understand a thief's motives.

When I interrupted them in the act, they ran out of my laboratory and escaped out from one of the windows. I didn't see where they got to, and I suppose there's a possibility they were harmed in the presumed fall. I would suggest keeping an eye out just in case this person has skulked off somewhere with grievous injuries. I'm willing to be flexible in negotiating charges.

Thank you.


(OOC: he might not respond to everyone.)

Comments

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

"Presumed fall". I see.

[Pause. Making a face but than goodness the camera's not on from this end.]

But really, I won't even delve. I suppose you'll ensure all the proper networks have a personal interview?

voice; encrypted

[osreborn]

Yes, presumed.

I've got things under control. Which networks would you be referring to?

[iamnotthemom.livejournal.com]

They knew where your armor was?

[osreborn]

Apparently. Odd, isn't it?

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[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Hold on a tick.

There's a crater outside your window but you don't know what caused it, and yet somebody fell out of said window?

...Right. Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

[liverletdie]

I think you need to differentiate teams, lest someone gets a bit confused.

text; private; he hasn't done this in awhile

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Oh I really hope you're pouting.

[osreborn]

Oh, did I confuse you already?

encrypted | unhackable

[answertrue.livejournal.com]

voice; totally Selina- see I have her voice and her comm and everything

[justlikeherson.livejournal.com]

Well.

I was wondering why you stood me up.

voice;

[osreborn]

[ Pause... ]

Yes, my apologies. I had to stop back in to get something, and well.

[ comment not here ]

[liverletdie]

but now he gets it.

action;

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

[ GLaDOS is now attempting to triangulate a physical location on this communicator, since it is obviously not in Selina's possession. ]

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Did you see the intruder's face?
Could you describe him to a sketch artist?
Are you sure nothin' is missin'?

[osreborn]

A fleeting glance. I may be able to, but they seemed like they were in a disguise.

My armor has been tampered with, but it's intact. I'm still taking inventory of what else may have been available.

Voice; private

[is-fear-itself.livejournal.com]

Are you all right, Norman?

Voice; encrypted

[osreborn]

Yes.

permatext encrypted unhackable blah blah

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

I'll bump up the security

?

permatext encrypted unhackable etc forevs

[osreborn]

Sure. But don't feel badly, security was patchy in that area today anyway.

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Surely you have surveillance footage.

[osreborn]

The footage doesn't do much to enlighten any mysteries. I looked already.

[Private/Encrytped]

[canbleadernow.livejournal.com]

Any guesses on which way they headed after they hit the ground?

[Private/Encrytped]

[osreborn]

They vanished from my sight. I doubt they could have gotten far on their own.

digital voice | ENCRYPTED

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

WELL ^DONE
CIVILIAN DESIGNATION: _{NORMAN OSBORN}
THE SECURITY SYSTEMS _{WERE DISABLED}
AS PER YOUR ^REQUEST
I HOWEVER WAS WATCHING _{HOW ENTERTAINING}

voice | ENCRYPTED

[osreborn]

Thank you, GLaDOS. I don't doubt the security footage may be important down the road, we should discuss options.

Oh, you were?

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

Avengers Tower?

[osreborn]

[ Attaches a file of the Avenger Tower's address and a photograph, though this Tower does not have that little addition atop. ]

[watsthename.livejournal.com]

Phenomena is a strange word.

[osreborn]

There are stranger.