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[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

13:28:37/11/23/2009 | INITIAL REPORT

Arrived 11:35:00/11/23/2009. Taken from 23:12:00/25/04/2001, 138.1942° E 36.6485° N. Most likely scenario: time displacement and/or alternate universes. Network access confirms this. Previous mission failed as a result. Numerous targets left standing. Unsure of how to proceed. No known protocol for alternate universes.

Requesting information.

17:10:03/11/23/2009 | UPDATE

Completed mission. 3 (three) targets disposed of, and left [location of an abandoned warehouse]. Clean cuts, no evidence left at the scene, no witnesses. I.D. carried by 1 (one) of the targets.

Requesting assistance disposing of bodies. Size/number/location make it difficult to move them without being seen.

Requesting pick-up/transportation/clothing. No known rendezvous point.

Awaiting further orders.

#19994109

Comments

[symmachy]

Orders from whom?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Currently unknown.

Whoever has been placed in charge.

[symmachy]

I am not sure who that would be.

Your former commander ordered you to kill these three civilians?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

No. Previous mission: eliminating assassins in Japan.

Network suggests that we are here to fight crime.

[voice]

[meowminx]

...So you just showed up and killed three people? Not a good start, stranger.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Following orders.

[ permavoice ]

[meowminx]

Do you have a name?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

#19994109?

[ascending_angel]

Someone's straight to the point.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Efficient.

[ascending_angel]

Right. And what exactly was the reason for the targets being put on people's heads?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

The network suggests we are here to fight crime.

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

No, there's not really a protocol for it.

Who were the targets, exactly?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Understood.

First target (female, approximately 17-20 years old, 5'7”, 130lbs): prostitution.

Second target (male, approximately 30 years old, 6'0”, 195lbs): armed robbery, convenience store.

Third target: (male, 47 years old, 5'11”, 170lbs): assault.

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

Just following orders, or would you call it a job?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Following orders.

permatext

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

Hope this isn't some super-secret information, because anyone who picks up the communicator's going to be able to see it

jsyk

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

It is a report. Not super-secret.

encrypted

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

Well, in any case, you let a network full of overly-entitled "heroes" see that you just killed three people

Unless you're aiming to be hunted down or something

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

Differentiate between levels of criminal activity. Some can be detained effectively. Some — murderers and rapists — need to be eliminated.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Understood. #18954215 (http://ascending-angel.livejournal.com/profile) said the same.

no comment

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

[BUT HE SEES THIS AND IS SO PLEASED]

[voice/private]

[feed-me-plz.livejournal.com]

Ya need help disposin' of the bodies?

'cause I know a guy...~

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Assistance is still required.

[feed-me-plz.livejournal.com]

Still, huh?

Ooooh, maybe I'll stop by an' take on or two of 'em off yer hands. That won't be a problem now, dolly, would it?

...how'd you kill 'em?