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[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

13:28:37/11/23/2009 | INITIAL REPORT

Arrived 11:35:00/11/23/2009. Taken from 23:12:00/25/04/2001, 138.1942° E 36.6485° N. Most likely scenario: time displacement and/or alternate universes. Network access confirms this. Previous mission failed as a result. Numerous targets left standing. Unsure of how to proceed. No known protocol for alternate universes.

Requesting information.

17:10:03/11/23/2009 | UPDATE

Completed mission. 3 (three) targets disposed of, and left [location of an abandoned warehouse]. Clean cuts, no evidence left at the scene, no witnesses. I.D. carried by 1 (one) of the targets.

Requesting assistance disposing of bodies. Size/number/location make it difficult to move them without being seen.

Requesting pick-up/transportation/clothing. No known rendezvous point.

Awaiting further orders.

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Comments

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Weapon.

[ascending_angel]

Where have I heard this before.

By your own choosing?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Choosing?

[ascending_angel]

Did you decide to be a 'weapon', or did someone make you?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Made.

[ascending_angel]

I see.

So if you're unwilling to divulge your employer's name, are you at least willing to give a hint as to who you are?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[ascending_angel]

My name is Warren Worthington the Third. My codename is Archangel, and I'm with the X-Men. Do any of those names sound familiar to you?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Yes. Know of the X-Men.

[ascending_angel]

So you have X-Men in your world?

Are you a mutant?

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

There are X-Men.

Yes.

[ascending_angel]

So you going to tell me your name, or not then? We could be from the same place.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

We are not.

I don't know you.

[ascending_angel]

So you know X-Men but you don't know me? I'm sorry, but that really doesn't make any sense.

But suit yourself. Have fun getting the network after you.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Know of the team. Not individual mutants.

I am capable of defending myself.

[ascending_angel]

Right.

So am I, and they still took me down.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

For?

[ascending_angel]

Some guy used a toxin that sent me on a kill spree.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Who?

[ascending_angel]

Goes by the name of the Joker. He bombed the whole City with the stuff just last week.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

Understood. Common occurrence.

In jail now?

[ascending_angel]

A little too common.

For now he is, yes. He doesn't tend to stay there long though. That Porter that brought you here and gave you directions to fight crime? Sometimes it brings criminals to this place too. Don't know why considering it's counter-productive and all.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

It is malfunctioning.

Nobody has attempted to kill him?

[ascending_angel]

Trust me, I'd have killed the guy a million times over had I been able to get my hands on the slimy bastard.

The problem is, besides being a sneaky jerk, that people who are imPorts here don't stay dead. The machine resurrects them.

[noanaesthesia.livejournal.com]

I see. Only those brought in by the machine?