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Anyone seen James Jesse, our illustrious Trickster, lately? Been trying to raise him on the comm, but no luck.

And for those of you who will weep bitter tears of disappointment at an otherwise entirely boring post, have a riddle:
~~what's brown and sounds like a bell?~~

~~In order to keep it, you must first give it. What is it?~~

~~What has a head and a tail, but no body?~~

~~The man who built it, doesn't want it for himself. The man who bought it, doesn't need it for himself. The man who needs it, never sees it for himself. What is it?~~

~~A family has 7 children, half of whom are boys. How can this be possible?~~

~~Crack my spine and gutter me and you will learn nothing of the future, but much of the past. What am I?~~

~~How far can a bear walk into the woods?~~

~~Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without buildings?~~

~~How did John legally marry six women, without divorcing any of them, or any of them dying?~~

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or am I lying?

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Possibly because I've no idea who you are, so even if you won a prize, I would have to...probably eat it myself, since the only thing I have on hand are muffins.

And they are delicious.

[Oh btw it says this: [Bucky / Microwaveman pt II]]

I'm Microwaveman, I been told that was obvious.

Haven't seen your friend, prob'ly as a side-effect of not being stuck here all that long. Pity about his name.

[Sirius's says [Sirius / Walking Coldstone] in that blue which I am not going to get now because I am lazy.]

Possibly you are Bucky. Which is adorable, speaking of names. Mine is Sirius! We should form a Your Parents Call You WHAT Club. I'm hoping he was just sent home.

Actually, no I'm not, really, because I'd miss him, but better that than...the other options.

My parents don't call me much of anything, I fear.

You aren't the— [there was a Sirius here a while ago Bucky was vaguely acquaintances with, but his memories are fuzzy] the pistol with the flying motorcycle?

Are you being morbid an dramatic at me, Bucky Microwaveman Junior? I will forgive you with fully sympathy on the basis that yes, my motorcycle flies and is thus better than yours. Assuming you have one.

I'm real good at the morbid thing. S'why I'm writing a book, 'cause you can't talk about that kinda thing in polite conversation, but people'll pay for it.

Fixing the motorcycle to fly seems like the chicken's way out. Falling's the fun part. And I do have one. I think.

And what's flying except falling sideways and backwards? There are many directions to go in, Microwaveman Junior, and I selfishly demand all of them.

You think? ...Wait, I need to turn the video on so you can see the skeptical look I am giving you.

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[Yep, that's a skeptical look alright.]

How can you only think you have a motorcycle?

Don't remember where I left it, exactly! I could just steal another one, but that'd be wrong.

[Sirius makes a face like he's swallowed a bug. A bug of shock and outrage!]

What kind of monster are you?!

[He is probably being facetious. ....Probably.]

I'm in league with the micro-waves. Obviously.

But I thought you didn't want me to be morbid.

I sense that you are both insane and bored.

I have an idea!

Go find your bike.

Nah. I gotta feeling it'll come to me.

Bit rich for the flying-motorcycle dip to call me insane.

...Did you just call me a 'dip?'

Who are you? Are you single?

I'm Bucky. Which usually inspires throngs of adoring fans, parades, the cowering of my enemies, the whole bit. Hasn't caught on here yet, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

Yeah they don't throng here, really. I've seen queues and something vaguely like a mob, but this place can't quite get it's thronging together.

Do you do anything in particular, Bucky, to warrant such devotion? Grand adventures, dizzying victories, and so forth?

Et cetera et cetera, yeah.

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