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The Pro ([personal profile] superspeedbjs) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2011-01-12 12:23 pm
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[Video] I couldn't resist this.

[The Pro is wearing a tank top that's seen better days and a pair of underwear. And she looks incredibly disturbed.]

My toilet just threw shit at me.

[beat]

Literally. What the fuck is going on?

[Noises like BLOOSH in the background; obviously the toilet is retailiating further.]

Sweet Jesus Fuck! [Flailing and then /click]
currentcy: (oh god)

voice

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-13 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sh--

... Fuck.

Times like this I'm glad I hate water already.
currentcy: (shaving)

voice

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well. No.

I figure, the water would be dumb to wanna mess with me. I could try it up five ways to Sunday.
currentcy: (arrogant)

voice

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-14 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Not like I shower anyway.
currentcy: (I like those odds)

video

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-17 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I just burn off whatever -- works just as good.
currentcy: (fuck yeah hookers)

teehee

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-21 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well.

Maybe for you. I don't mind that; makes your skin all soft, right?
currentcy: (all wet)

because she is a shapeshifter!

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-22 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Water and I just don't get along.
currentcy: (pocket money)

HELLYEAH

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-22 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we can do other things.
currentcy: (drinking alone)

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [ Guilty pause. ] Hey, d'you like flowers?
currentcy: (nervous)

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-22 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Just curious. Can't a guy get his lady flowers? Geez.
currentcy: (easy...)

[personal profile] currentcy 2011-01-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
No lilies. Got it.