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[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[The video opens on Aphrodite treating herself to a massage. She's on her stomach, and you can see just enough past her hair to see that she's probably naked and the masseurs are completely enamored with the goddess they're currently working on.]

I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.

A day of love should always be celebrated.

But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]

I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.

[face turns a little more serious]

So, everyone understands now right?

When you think of love, you think of me.

No. One. Else.

[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]

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[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

Then I trust you've done something so all the mortals know you're even here. Since nothing changed when you arrived that would let them know.

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

What do you think I just did?

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

Told about 100 people who have nothing to do with what you're upset about, that you're upset.

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Umm...they were all talking about the holiday and completely ignoring me. You're all guilty.

[looks back at the massage boys] Who told you to stop?!

[settles back down more calmly]

Look kid. This isn't how you deal with Gods. See, I have all the power and you don't. So if you want me to do something you ask nicely or beg.

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

Some of us don't give a damn about that holiday and wish it wouldn't even exist.

All you've ever done is cause trouble. Why should I beg or ask nicely for anything from you? [[hello heavy bitter emo angst in his voice out of nowhere.]]

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Duh! So you stop getting the short end of the stick.

I'm not a monster, I always help friends.

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

That's extortion.

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think of it as reciprocity.