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[The video opens on Aphrodite treating herself to a massage. She's on her stomach, and you can see just enough past her hair to see that she's probably naked and the masseurs are completely enamored with the goddess they're currently working on.]

I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.

A day of love should always be celebrated.

But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]

I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.

[face turns a little more serious]

So, everyone understands now right?

When you think of love, you think of me.

No. One. Else.

[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]

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The gifts were already sitting there, I just made them actually work.

I see, and since you're the goddess of love, you made emotions... you did this?

How does being a Goddess of love equate with making someone feel an irritation dislike for someone? How does that even equate with someone thinking positively of you?

Duh, give love and take love away.

Hatred is what happens when you don't have any love.

But you are not even a God on my world, inflicting such a spell on me, would it not be theft of a kind?

You have brought shame and sorrow to a life that did you no harm.

Theft? Are you kidding me? I can do whatever I want with love.

You're only saying this because you didn't get someone hanging off your every word.

No. I'm saying it because you, who are not even the God of love for this world, and who are not my God of love in any case, chose to treat me as a plaything. You abused your power.

My world has faced Gods before, and we have done what was necessary if they chose to become a problem. You have committed a crime.

I am asking you, now, to fix this, before it becomes more than it needs to be.

[Focuses on only one thing you said]

Not your God of love? Who is your God of love?

Oh, please don't tell me you're from the dimension where it's Ares.

H'ronmeer, Our God of love, and fire, death and art.

Okay, 3 of the 4 together I can see.

How can a God focus on love if they're hanging out in the underworld?

Because he moves everywhere. He does not have to stay in the Underworld. He has aspects across every world. On Earth, I believe he is simply known as Death of the Endless.

No wonder you have such a weird idea of what the Goddess of Love can and can't do.

...I think we must disagree. You wish all to follow you, even those not under your auspices. I have studied Human Mythology, and Earth holds many Gods of love, each held only their followers, and their peoples under their sway.

I am not Greek, nor human. You asked about Ares earlier. Truthfully, you have committed an act of war upon me.

I have not! You totally don't understand.

You can just...shut up!

...right.

Goodbye.

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