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capeandcowl2011-02-16 01:53 pm
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[Video]
[The video opens on Aphrodite treating herself to a massage. She's on her stomach, and you can see just enough past her hair to see that she's probably naked and the masseurs are completely enamored with the goddess they're currently working on.]
I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.
A day of love should always be celebrated.
But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]
I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.
[face turns a little more serious]
So, everyone understands now right?
When you think of love, you think of me.
No. One. Else.
[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]
I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.
A day of love should always be celebrated.
But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]
I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.
[face turns a little more serious]
So, everyone understands now right?
When you think of love, you think of me.
No. One. Else.
[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]
[voice]
[voice]
You'll have it, then. My finest work. Come down to the club, I'll have the best seat in the house reserved for you...and not on Wednesday night, you don't need to see the crab-man do comedy.
[voice]
You bring the food, I'll bring the antidote.
[voice]
...oh thank you, my lady. I'll have Luffy sit on his head until then, to keep him out of trouble.