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[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[The video opens on Aphrodite treating herself to a massage. She's on her stomach, and you can see just enough past her hair to see that she's probably naked and the masseurs are completely enamored with the goddess they're currently working on.]

I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.

A day of love should always be celebrated.

But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]

I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.

[face turns a little more serious]

So, everyone understands now right?

When you think of love, you think of me.

No. One. Else.

[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]

Comments

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[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

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I am so over you mortals not recognizing the Goddess of Love on sight! Do I need to get a name tag?

[haki.livejournal.com]

[ picks his nose ] I don't care about you or your name tags! Who wants to be a god of love anyway?

[ looking away from the camera.. focusing his attention on something else and flicks off a booger from his finger ]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[is watching the nose picking with disgust]

If that's your hygiene, you definitely need to be nicer to me if you ever want a girlfriend.

[haki.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, you're really crazy! I already have tons of girl friends!

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Well, then be nice to me or I'll make all of them hate you.

[haki.livejournal.com]

Sanji told me you made Usopp like his nose. Can you do that again?!

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Technically, I made him fall in love with the first thing he saw...his nose is just ridiculously big.

What? You want to fall for your nose?

[haki.livejournal.com]

Can't your hear right? I want to see Usopp fall in love with his again!

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Not after you insulted me.

[haki.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'll say I'm sorry, and then will you do it?!

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Sorry with words doesn't cut it.

Say sorry with a diamond and I'll consider it.

[haki.livejournal.com]

That's stupid. You ask for too much.

I'll get Usopp to like his nose again without your help!

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

No you can't.

[haki.livejournal.com]

Yes I can! [ totally stoked face.... and he sets off to go try and do so! ]