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[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[The video opens on Aphrodite treating herself to a massage. She's on her stomach, and you can see just enough past her hair to see that she's probably naked and the masseurs are completely enamored with the goddess they're currently working on.]

I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.

A day of love should always be celebrated.

But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]

I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.

[face turns a little more serious]

So, everyone understands now right?

When you think of love, you think of me.

No. One. Else.

[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]

Comments

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly thought of you first.

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

That's because you've already been trained.

Hey! [perks up and lifts herself up on her elbows. Nothing too fun is showing, but there's a lot more of it.]

Do you want to be a priest? You could totally walk around and tell all of the other mortals how awesome I am, so I don't need to keep reminding them.

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[[He's trying so hard to look flattered here.]] I don't know if I'm prepared for that. What exactly is required of one of your priests, aside from spreading your message?

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Well... [pauses and stretches back down as the boys find a fun spot on her back] if you bulk up, you can get put on massage duty.

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[[He looks askance at the comm]] If that's all, then...

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Great! That was easy.

Oh hey, now that you're on the clock...I ordered some new clothes at Victoria's Secret. Go get those for me sweetie.

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[[ASDFGHJKL]] I.. j.

What name is the order under, so I know what to ask after?

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Just tell them it's for me.

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

...As you wish. I'll see about getting you some tribute as well.