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capeandcowl2011-04-18 10:42 pm
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Kids: Audiovisual clusterfuck.
[how do you like audio posts with sudden, rustling noises that turn off with no explanation?]
[how about several of them?]
Egbert, for once could you not be a total fucking dipshit--
[click]
--told you. It'll totally work! You just have to let me see it for a secon--
[click. that is a lot of spam, folks.]
You're breaking the-! You're gonna break the shit--
[a sudden, shaky shot of two pairs of shoes, one a dapper shiny black and the other golden yellow. the image wiggles around then cuts off.]
[ it turns back onto video and a girl peering in now, looking rather... unbothered by all of this. two boys peer in on either side of her ]
It seems I am forced to apologize for experimentation on the communicator from our side. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
As it is, we are new to the City and would like any information that you could give us that would help in our stay.
Thank you.
[how about several of them?]
Egbert, for once could you not be a total fucking dipshit--
[click]
--told you. It'll totally work! You just have to let me see it for a secon--
[click. that is a lot of spam, folks.]
You're breaking the-! You're gonna break the shit--
[a sudden, shaky shot of two pairs of shoes, one a dapper shiny black and the other golden yellow. the image wiggles around then cuts off.]
[ it turns back onto video and a girl peering in now, looking rather... unbothered by all of this. two boys peer in on either side of her ]
It seems I am forced to apologize for experimentation on the communicator from our side. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
As it is, we are new to the City and would like any information that you could give us that would help in our stay.
Thank you.
[permavideo]
[ Have a smiling Chinese girl, looking about the same age as these kids, maybe a year or two older. ]
But I can help you out with information. What do you need to know?
audio for the moment!!
Who's in charge of this bullshit? If this is a fucking joke I want in on the giggles and shits, you know?
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text
PERMATEXT
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text FROM SOMEONE WHO HASN'T EVEN TALKED TO 2/3 OF THEM? dick move
Video-- wait
SUDDENLY WE HAVE TEXT]
SO MANY FORMATS
SO MANY!!
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text!!
text!!
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COMMENT Y U POST FUNNY
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permavideo
Permavideo here too!
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PERMATEXT FUCK YOU
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FJASDLKFKLASJAKL LMFAO WHY
1/2 LUFFY CANT READ ;A;
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FSDAAJKL BAWW LUFFY
horrible ;A;
SO CUUUTEEE lmfao she's just... not going to untext
dsfkasjfaaowe /BODYSLAMS gud
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text forever KIDCLUSTERS BRING ALL THE RECLUSETROLLS TO THE YARD
text
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oh my god how cute is your john /fawns
Not cute! Not cute at all! HIDEOUS.
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AND THEY'RE LIKE YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS
DAMN RIGHT, I WANNA TRADE CARDS, I'LL TRADE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD
/BOOTY SHAKE MONTAGE
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SCREW IT, we're saying Gamzee is high by now.
WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS tHiS?
iS tHiS a MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClE i'M aLl SeEiNg HeRe?
OH HAI HIGH GAMZEE also text
What's up, bro?
nm, nm, just avoiding dying for another day B)
Sounds like a pretty motherfuckin' good way to spend your time :o)
Pretty motherfuckin' awesome, i can tell you that much.
That's wicked good news.
Always.
:'o)
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action;
action;
action foreeever
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UH OH
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....GH?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE B)
:o) Oh did you?
YES.... /SQUINTS
UH OH, NOT SQUINTING /HIDES
ALL THE SQUINTING... ERRWHERE....
HOPY SHIT, CANT ESCAPE okay I can't do SBAHJ right
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I'M SORRY NAT
DON'T YOU DARE BE SORRY, I LOVE THIS THREAD JACK and fuck html
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ALSO TEXT, MY INBOX IS CRIE
YOUR POOR MOTHERFUCKIN INBOX, BRO I THINK YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO UP AND SHOOT IT TO BE MERCIFUL
take it out behind the barn. it'll be a mercy kill.
Only right thing to do there, broseph.
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... SORRY
WHYEVER WOULD YOU BE?
ALL THE THREADJACKING UP IN HERE
I AM COOL WITH THIS
B)
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3x APOLOGY COMBO
OH MY GOD THESE APOLOGIES, WHY ARE THEY EVEN A THING?
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GANGING UP ON YOU
/DESTROYING OLD POSTS LIKE A PRO
BE A BAWS NAT
FINE, I WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BAWS UP IN HERE
voice; encrypted
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I'm not sorry for threadjacking. But I will be sorry for the lag :c
I am so glad you aren't sorry about one of these things, still shouldn't be sorry about the other.
Then in that case, I regret nothing!
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dont think you can spread your disgustin fakey fake fakeness excuse for sorcery this citys under the all powwerful jurisdiction a truth and hope
explodin computers from afar isnt gonna savve you noww wwitch
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[Annnnd they got sidetracked by the alien kids. Wonderful.]
[SENDING importessentialinformation.doc - accept?]
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text, durp :x sorry
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