⠼⠊ // [voice]

[guardiandevil]

There's a corpse in the MAC.  It's in room [Gamzee's room number here].  It's been there awhile, it's decomposing.

Whoever's in charge of investigating this and cleaning it up, please just... get it out of here.

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[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ ..........WHAT........

oh... this... must be a joke.. ]

Uh... ha... ha...?

[guardiandevil]

You know the one about Judas?

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

No, I don't... Uh... I don't really listen to music...

[guardiandevil]

It's fuc-- [He pauses. Last time he cursed at her, she got upset...] It's awful. It is really and truly annoying.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

I'm... [ god seriously what does she say ]

I'm sorry.

[guardiandevil]

They got credit for creativity, even though it was a stupid plan.

Aside from that, I'm fine.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Well...

[ while she's apologizing

AND A LARGE PAUSE HERE because she's trying to keep from changing her mind :( ]

I'm sorry for getting mad at you.

[guardiandevil]

[The longest silence ever. Ever.]

... Ah.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ THERE'S A PRETTY LONG SILENCE ON HER SIDE TOO

she's kind of... regretting saying anything ]

It was... um... uncalled for and you didn't really deserve it.

[guardiandevil]

[Still silence. Wow.]

... I wasn't expecting this.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ GOD SO AWKWARD ]

Yeah, I... I had a lot of time to think about it.

[ while she was watching you be a clingy 9 year old ]

[guardiandevil]

Ah. What made you change your mind?

[Can you hear the embarrassment, Jessica? Can you?]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[ HOW DOES SHE PUT THIS GENTLY ]

Slightly spawned from my regrets of not being able to play Ninja properly with you...?

[ not... like that ]

[guardiandevil]

About that...

[How to put this not creepily...]

I was a bit... starved for female attention at that age.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ nope....

that was... pretty creepy... LMFAO LEGIT SILENCE FROM HER. ]

...

Oh.

[guardiandevil]

[He's trying so hard sob. Most girls fall all over themselves when he tells this story asdjfdkl. Why is Jess such a bro.]

... My mother left.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ because peter's a bro AND THIS IS STILL AWKWARD ]

Oh.

[ wait say something else ]

That sucks.

[ that's.... not what she should be saying ]

[guardiandevil]

Yeah. It really sucked.

[God this is like trying to have a serious conversation with teenage Peter.]

I was a weird kid. I know it. I'm sorry I attached myself to you like that.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

No, it's okay. I didn't... really mind. [ SLIGHT EXHALE ] It gave me a lot of perspective to work with.

[guardiandevil]

I hear perspective is a good thing to have.

[Now it's his turn for awkward silence again.]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Sometimes.

[ okay where does she want to go with this... LET'S KEEP APOLOGIZING BECAUSE OF SPIDER-GUILLLT ]

I judged you really wrongly though. I mean it... You're not like the one from my world at all and I... I jumped to conclusions.

[guardiandevil]

[Oh wow she's really committing to this apology. He's kind of surprised, really.]

You reacted based on your experiences. I can't hold that against you.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

I'm -- I'm glad.

[ another pause.

and let's take this where... she kind of really wants to go ]

You're Peter's... His... um... [ GOD she can't even say it ] ... friend... so you... must.. must know --

[ oh goddammit ]

-- You probably know what I am, don't you... ?

[ SHE'S TRYING TO TRUST YOU MATT. LOOK AT HER. ]

[guardiandevil]

I have my suspicions.

[This pause seems kind of abrupt. He's not fumbling for words so much as choosing them carefully.]

He hasn't said anything.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

I know he hasn't.

[ he wouldn't ]

Can you... tell me what you think first?