⠼⠊ // [voice]

[guardiandevil]

There's a corpse in the MAC.  It's in room [Gamzee's room number here].  It's been there awhile, it's decomposing.

Whoever's in charge of investigating this and cleaning it up, please just... get it out of here.

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[guardiandevil]

I can't say for certain. Whatever happened, the person bled all over that room.

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[secondhandwebs]

Nothing natural, then...

[Because that never happens in their lives.]

Maybe someone will make it easy and just brag about it online.

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[guardiandevil]

That's a pretty depressing thing to hope for, isn't it?

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[secondhandwebs]

Very, I just notice a pattern after a while. But I'll go down and take a look.

You, um...how's everything. Other than this awful news.

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[guardiandevil]

Be careful down there. It's a mess.

I'm alright, May. Thank you for asking. How're you doing?

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[secondhandwebs]

Outside of incoming gore? Great. I should've looked into a superroommate earlier.

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[guardiandevil]

A superroommate?

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[secondhandwebs]

Mmm. Reilly's letting me crash for a while. It's...well, it's nice having someone else in the house, you know? Especially one that cleans.

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[guardiandevil]

[Silence for a good ten seconds. Then he bursts out laughing.]

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[secondhandwebs]

[Cue good natured eye roll]

It's not that funny.

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[guardiandevil]

So is he the babysitter, or are you?

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[secondhandwebs]

Is that even a question? The fact the family photos I keep trying to put up are 'mysteriously' disappearing whenever I turn around should answer that one.

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[guardiandevil]

Just make sure he eats his vegetables and gets to bed on time.

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[secondhandwebs]

Yeah- I'll have to get Pat to find some more of those.

[The only spider person who actually knows what veggies are. Who thought one'd exist.]

But you're welcome to stop by, if you want. The first official joint hosted guest.

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[guardiandevil]

I'd be glad to. What sort of housewarming present would you like? A scented candle? A watercolor painting? Some towels?

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[secondhandwebs]

A squirt bottle might get more use...But don't worry about it, really. It'll be good enough to have you over. We'll try not to poison you.

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[guardiandevil]

You're gonna cook?

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[secondhandwebs]

...we can order out.

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[guardiandevil]

I like Chinese.

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[secondhandwebs]

So much for vegetables. Between you two I'm never going to be allowed near a kitchen again.

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[guardiandevil]

Eggrolls count as a vegetable. I'm pretty sure.

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[secondhandwebs]

Well, you're the adult. I'll have to take your word on it.

...so long as fried rice counts, too.

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[guardiandevil]

Oh yeah. It's got peas and carrots in it.

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[secondhandwebs]

The designated adult said it, I'm calling it legally good. Just don't let Reilly scare you off, he's secretly happy to have company, too. I...uh, think.