http://megamaniacal.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] megamaniacal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2011-05-24 09:51 pm

Video | Number 4

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his name, if you have really really good vision ] simply aren't enough to fund a campaign against the forces of evil!

Therefore I! Megamind, the greatest genius of all time, am bringing you an offer, Thesity!

I will build you things! Great things! All you need to do is ask, [ A pauuuse ] and pay me, and I shall create for you great works of genius! I can create anything you could possibly imagine! Great wonders are in store for you, future consumer [long u] if you will simply step into my mystical shop. Of genius! [ By the end, he's a little worked up, with a finger in the air, and his eyes are wide. He's even breathing a little heavy! ]

Now! To work!

[ And... then a quiet hiss of background noise is quickly being turned up to the dulcet tunes of Rush's Tom Sawyer being turned up right on that wicked electronic intro, pretty much to deafening levels, and then the camera shuts off.

MAC residents who may be living within his proximity will probably be able to hear him still. Pretty much all night long, actually.
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klutziness: homette @ LJ (Nibble ♣ Oh I shouldn't have done that.)

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Riiiight.

Who're you, now?
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Taunt ♣ Come here and kiss it.)

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. Have you met my boss, Tony Stark?
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Gasp ♣ Where do babies come from?)

LOL I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT........ MY BAD

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Probably the smartest man I've ever met.
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Bikini ♣ Easy access.)

/RUINS EVERYTHING ALWAYS

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno! He's smarter than me, so.
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Nibble ♣ Oh I shouldn't have done that.)

Y U SO SWEET? also, 1/3

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Gasp ♣ Where do babies come from?)

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Horror ♣ That is the ugliest cactuar)

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT?!
Edited 2011-05-25 03:55 (UTC)
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Pout ♣ No I want to go shopping.)

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I am the best engineer on this side of anywhere!
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Relax ♣ Go with the flow baby.)

[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever.
drinkthedyne: (Of course!)

/threadjack SORRY

[personal profile] drinkthedyne 2011-05-25 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
So sorry, but I most certainly beg to differ.
drinkthedyne: (Hammer should fix it.)

[personal profile] drinkthedyne 2011-05-25 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone who proclaims to be the best in the Universe most certainly isn't! Why, the sheer probability of that being the truth is simply ponderous, don't you think?
drinkthedyne: (Now look here!)

you're so fast. ;_;

[personal profile] drinkthedyne 2011-05-25 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft, that means nothing in the grand scheme of things!
drinkthedyne: (Disbelief)

Oh dear.

[personal profile] drinkthedyne 2011-05-25 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
In your version of it perhaps. How do you know there aren't Imports here who've been all over it?
drinkthedyne: (Schmooze)

[personal profile] drinkthedyne 2011-05-25 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as you know, yes.

[Grinning.]

What sort of works of genius are you planning to build for people?

Because lasers. Pewpew.

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Aaaaaaaaa lasers nooo

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