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[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his name, if you have really really good vision ] simply aren't enough to fund a campaign against the forces of evil!

Therefore I! Megamind, the greatest genius of all time, am bringing you an offer, Thesity!

I will build you things! Great things! All you need to do is ask, [ A pauuuse ] and pay me, and I shall create for you great works of genius! I can create anything you could possibly imagine! Great wonders are in store for you, future consumer [long u] if you will simply step into my mystical shop. Of genius! [ By the end, he's a little worked up, with a finger in the air, and his eyes are wide. He's even breathing a little heavy! ]

Now! To work!

[ And... then a quiet hiss of background noise is quickly being turned up to the dulcet tunes of Rush's Tom Sawyer being turned up right on that wicked electronic intro, pretty much to deafening levels, and then the camera shuts off.

MAC residents who may be living within his proximity will probably be able to hear him still. Pretty much all night long, actually. ]

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Tt. I have trouble believing that.

And are you an expert on villains?

_{( > looks at his life
> looks at his choices
> looks at his family )}

Yes.

Oh.

[ PAUUUSE. ]

Well. I am the authority on them!

Really.

[ So full of himself! ]

Yes, really!

So if villains are meant to be villains, are all heroes meant to be heroes?

Of course!

That doesn't mean we can't break from what destiny gives us, of course!

If destiny is predetermined, and you think your destiny is to be a villain, but you chose to be a hero, does that mean it was your destiny to be a hero all along?

[....................... Give him a moment. THINKING. ]

What!? No! If it were m--

Someone's destiny to be a hero, it would have been easy!

Then it's not destiny at all. Just what you--or someone--thinks is the easiest path, or not.

Being a villain is not the easy path! You spend half your time in jail!

Only if you're incompetent. Plus, there aren't nearly as many rules and the gratification's more instantaneous. It's always harder being a hero.

Edited 2011-05-25 04:41 (UTC)

Heroes get everything! The praise, the girl, the museum in their honor!

It's great!

Is it really. It must be nice being a hero in whatever fantasy land you fell out of.

Fantasy land!? It's real life!

There are dozens of people in this city who consider themselves heroes--ask how many of them got girls and museums out of it.

Well I got both of those, so obviously this means I'm the superior hero!

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