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[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his name, if you have really really good vision ] simply aren't enough to fund a campaign against the forces of evil!

Therefore I! Megamind, the greatest genius of all time, am bringing you an offer, Thesity!

I will build you things! Great things! All you need to do is ask, [ A pauuuse ] and pay me, and I shall create for you great works of genius! I can create anything you could possibly imagine! Great wonders are in store for you, future consumer [long u] if you will simply step into my mystical shop. Of genius! [ By the end, he's a little worked up, with a finger in the air, and his eyes are wide. He's even breathing a little heavy! ]

Now! To work!

[ And... then a quiet hiss of background noise is quickly being turned up to the dulcet tunes of Rush's Tom Sawyer being turned up right on that wicked electronic intro, pretty much to deafening levels, and then the camera shuts off.

MAC residents who may be living within his proximity will probably be able to hear him still. Pretty much all night long, actually. ]

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[she continues ferociously doing the opening riffs as best as she can without... a piano... or a keyboard OH WELL

at least she sounds enthused when she responds!]

THIS IS THE MUSIC OF THE GODS!

[OH HERE COMES MEATLOAF HE'S SCREAMING]

WHAT!? NEVER! THIS IS BLACK SABBATH! THEY ARE GODS AMONG MEN! YOU'RE JUST PLAYING MEATLOAF, WHICH IS A LESSER, DEMI-GOD LIKE FORMAT!

[I'M SORRY SHE'S JUST LAUGHING AT HIM PLEASE HOLD]

PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT READY FOR SUCH GOD-LIKE ENRICHMENT!

[ So he switches it over ~~near the end~~ to THIS (http://youtu.be/02nAH_oAjeg) ]

PERHAPS THIS WILL NOT GO OVER YOUR HEAD!

SHUT THAT DAMN MUSIC UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU, do you freaking know what time it is?!

IT'S ONLY ONE IN THE MORNING! IT'S NOT LATE YET!

IT'S TOO LATE FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING! I MEAN IT, TURN THAT SHIT DOWN BEFORE I TURN IT OFF!

YOU CAN'T TURN OFF PURE ROCK!!

THE HELL I CAN'T!

[ Prepare for static! ]

[ Insert a girlish squeal here! ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT!

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Voice!

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voice... getting louder!!

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Voice! STILL YELLING...

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SCREAMING NOW~

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[AT THIS POINT MARCELINE IS STEALTHILY AND HIGHLY CLASSILY KEEPING HER MUSIC ON WHILE TURNING INTO A BAT AND FLYING OUT THE WINDOW FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
BYE BYE BYE]

[ CURSE YOU TRAITOR!! ]

[SHE'S JUST BEING A BAT MEGAMIND
A BAT OUT OF HELL]

[ SHORTS OUT YOUR SHIT, MARCELINE. ]

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HEY!

What apartment are you?

[TRYING TO SOUND FRIENDLY AND NOT THREATENING, COME ON, TELL HER. SHE SOUNDS CUTE.]

WHO ARE YOU?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

[ PARANOIA PARANOIA... ]

YOUR POST ABOUT, uh, CREATING WORKS OF GENIUS.

I'M INTERESTED, BUT... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VISIT YOUR SHOP... IF YOU DON'T SAY WHERE IT IS?

[SEE PERFECTLY HARMLESS.]

OH! OH!

[ TEMPORARY MUTE! ]

1523!

[ BACK TO THE MUSIC...

Which accidentally ends up being this song instead. oops. (http://youtu.be/s4nWy8pmIM4) ]

[OF BANGING LOUDLY ON YOUR DOOR. REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY.]

[ YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BANG HARDER HE'S NOT THAT EMBARRASSED ABOUT LISTENING TO HEART AND KIND OF JAMMING OUT ]

[WELL IN THAT CASE LET'S PULL A ZELGADIS.

UH

UNLESS THAT SHIT IS REINFORCED, THEN THERE GOES YOUR DOOR, MEGAMIND. RIGHT... OFF THE HINGES...... IS THAT LOUD ENOUGH.......

BUT HEY THERE IS A PRETTY GIRL IN A SUNDRESS STANDING IN THE DOORWAY LOOKING EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.]

[ HE STOPS HIS BUILDING AND JAMMING

TO SLOW TURN...

HOLY CRAP A GIRL IS IN HIS PLACE AND IT'S NOT ROXANNE.

WHAT DO. ]

[GIRL WHO MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO INDICATION OF BEING WEIRDED OUT BY BLUE SKIN, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

STILL PLAYING UP THE EMBARRASSMENT, SHE SORT OF... ENTERS... BY WALKING OVER THE DOOR.

SHE WAVES A HAND AND MOUTHS SOMETHING, AND SUDDENLY THE SPEAKERS GO SILENT. IN A TOTALLY NORMAL VOICE:]

Hi.

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screams

This is going to end in them both playing 'Rock and roll all night" at 4 AM...

YES IT IS AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT

THEY CAN EVEN WEAR KISS MAKEUP! LOOK MARCELINE IS HALF DONE ALREADY

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YET EVEN MORE... THREAD JACKING....

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/ACTION JACKSON

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