http://megamaniacal.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] megamaniacal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2011-05-24 09:51 pm

Video | Number 4

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his name, if you have really really good vision ] simply aren't enough to fund a campaign against the forces of evil!

Therefore I! Megamind, the greatest genius of all time, am bringing you an offer, Thesity!

I will build you things! Great things! All you need to do is ask, [ A pauuuse ] and pay me, and I shall create for you great works of genius! I can create anything you could possibly imagine! Great wonders are in store for you, future consumer [long u] if you will simply step into my mystical shop. Of genius! [ By the end, he's a little worked up, with a finger in the air, and his eyes are wide. He's even breathing a little heavy! ]

Now! To work!

[ And... then a quiet hiss of background noise is quickly being turned up to the dulcet tunes of Rush's Tom Sawyer being turned up right on that wicked electronic intro, pretty much to deafening levels, and then the camera shuts off.

MAC residents who may be living within his proximity will probably be able to hear him still. Pretty much all night long, actually.
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[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY TITS?

[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
EARDRUMS? MORE LIKE EARBONGOS.

YEAH I WENT THERE.

[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
NEITHER DOES YOUR MOM.

NOT THAT I'M COMPLAININ'.

[identity profile] arakhnes.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS.

FINE. VERBAL KEYSMASH.
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[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Feh-jeh-kah-feh-jeh-dee-eff-kay-jay-eff?

What?

[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
No really, what? What, what?

[identity profile] arakhnes.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Finally shut your tuchus up, jerk!

[ NOT THAT THAT HELPS

MUSIC'S STILL BLASTING

BUT HE TALKED BAD ABOUT HER NONEXISTENT MOM WHATEVER
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[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Your mom can shut my tuchus up.

[WHOOPS.]

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[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Parker has so much to teach you, young blueberry.]

Voice

[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT THEY HAVE SEEDS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!]

Voice

[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[MEGAMIND I THOUGHT YOU WENT THROUGH BLUBERTY.]

Voice

[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[REAL SHAME PARKER NEVER SAW MEGAMIND WITH HIS DAUGHTER

HOW WILL HE MAKE FUN OF SUCH VIRGINITY NOW?]

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[identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[HE WOULD HAVE...

IF HE WASN'T BEING ALL SIEGE-Y THEN... AND ALSO, LOSING EVERYTHING...]

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