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kanaya maryam | sylph of space

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Theres A Unique Element To The Sun Here That Im Finding Myself Rather Fond Of
Something About The Method In Which The Golden Color Interacts With Those Surrounding It
I Find It
Enjoyable
I May Need To Reimagine A Few Ensembles To Match These New Circumstances
But There Are Obviously More Important Matters At Hand Right Now
I Require Information About This Location
This Is Earth I Believe Or At Least A Planet Very Similar To It
I Would Hope Im Not The Only One Here
So If Anyone Else Is Reading This I Would Appreciate You Checking In And Updating Me On Our Current Circumstances
Karkat If Youre Here Then Im Sure You Have Notes Youd Like To Share

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It's like you want me to kill you.

ignorin howw i KNOWW you used that one before at some point wwhats the big deal
evveryone already knowws you got your claptrap truth tellin bullshit powwer and all

If I'm getting repetitive it's because you're making it hard not to compulsively kill you.

No, not everyone knows. Only people who are capable of observation -- so a very slim percentage of the imPort populace are aware.

you should a told me this earlier ed

I was including you in that slim percentage of observational people, Eridan.

okay maybe i ASSUMED certain things due to practically evvery convversation wwith other people wwe alwways end up derailin for our own arguin purposes endin wwith you comin out wwith your powwers and such
or i just wwasnt payin attention its half an half odds here
anywway hes too busy gettin ready to argue ovver the technicalities a my wwhole homicide episode but i knoww i got truth on my side

Why does it matter to you? That you respond to his exuded fury? You're already at peace with those future actions, are you not?

cause i cant do any real satisfyin harm to him aside from occasionally hurtin his wworthless mutant feelins
gam wwants kar all to himself and all
wwhatevver i dont really care enough to go riskin my neck for the displeasure a cullin him
but still hes bein more obnoxious than a mutant lowwbloods got the right to
and considerin wwho i am compared to him in the hemospectrum he doesnt got any fuckin right to in the first place

and do you really got to ask wwhether im at peace wwith that wwhole affair in the future
its not my fault wwhy wwould i care

You're humoring his bait.

so that ill havve the pleasure a crushin his soul durin our scathin repartee

This must be a particularly subtle plan, if it's already in motion.

yeah sure you keep laughin
youre just awwful lucky i got the wwhole a the upstart commoner revvolution to turn into my owwn personal killin cauldron else i wwouldnt a had the sorta patience to deal wwith this right noww and

[LONGEST ASS PAUSE HERE while he finally bothers reading the other threads.]

ed are you seein this cullshit shes talkin up there about wwhats gone on
returnin the favvor and such wwhat the fucks that evven mean

[only an itty bitty bit wworried.]

You're familiar with the phrase, eye for an eye?

Well. You killed her. Therefore...

no
she didnt fuckin kill me she cant havve its impossible
shes a god damn jadeblooded backstabbin landhag swwingin a ovversized gardenin tool around and besides shes fuckin dead anywway howws that evven happen
it doesnt
kans makin shit up
right ed

I'm sorry, what did you just call her? The woman you compared me to, what did you just call her?

thats not the fuckin point and you knoww it
shes bullshittin me right noww tellin me she killed me and thats a lie and you knoww it so say it

[Long pause.]

She isn't lying.

then youre lyin right along wwith her
i kneww you wwere sick in the fuckin head wwhen it came to draggin me around on bullshit terms but i didnt knoww you wwere gonna sink this god damn loww in tryin to

[and then Kanaya's video feed happens.]

shes not lyin

[His voice is quiet. Stern, hollow and quiet.]

You didn't believe me. You know I never lie, Eridan. And yet.

dont fuckin flatter yourself goin all authoritarian on me
i kneww you wwere right wwhen you didnt answwer me the first time

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voice; encrypted WHOOPS LEFT YOU HANGING THERE

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voice; encrypted DON'T MAKE THAT FACE AT ME it doesn't have a bowler :c

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