(voice.)

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

It's always a rule never to get close to a phone or - I guess whatever this darling thing I'm doing - when you're drunk. You never know what you'll end up saying and it just leads to a very awkward conversation in the morning. Though, I highly doubt more than one cosmopolitan and one episode of the Twilight Zone can do this. 

Then again, more than one drink can do a lot of things, can't it? 

I certainly hope you all know that the answer is no and I certainly am not wrong in the head to actually think that this isn't real. If you want to assume that I'm ignorant enough to actually believe that it isn't, you're free to. I'm afraid that you'd actually end up wasting your time and there's really nothing I can do about that. 

What I can do is get some answers. Where am I? What do you all want with me? At this point, I'd love to hear something interesting. I'd hate to be kidnapped and bored.

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voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I don't know how patronizing you can get before you get an answer, but it takes a true lady to be able to see past that and give you the answer you're looking for. No, I'm not.

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Charmed.

You're in a different universe. It's the year 2011. It's unlikely that anyone you've ever known is here -- although, it's not impossible.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, did you say 2011?

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I did indeed, my dear. But don't worry -- Most people endure a time leap. Forwards or backwards.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

If it really is 2011, I must be very old by now.

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

If I may be so bold? You certainly don't sound old.

You sound quite pretty.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

You flatter.

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

On the contrary, I'm a man of truth. That's notably my power, in fact.

I wonder what yours is, aside from being enchanting.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

We're all granted some form of empowerment, upon coming here. Those already equipped with superpowers usually don't change much -- but still. It's rather exciting, don't you think?

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I suppose so. But, some people might say that's tampering with nature.

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is a natural selection.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

That must be rather frustrating for the rest of us.