(voice.)

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

It's always a rule never to get close to a phone or - I guess whatever this darling thing I'm doing - when you're drunk. You never know what you'll end up saying and it just leads to a very awkward conversation in the morning. Though, I highly doubt more than one cosmopolitan and one episode of the Twilight Zone can do this. 

Then again, more than one drink can do a lot of things, can't it? 

I certainly hope you all know that the answer is no and I certainly am not wrong in the head to actually think that this isn't real. If you want to assume that I'm ignorant enough to actually believe that it isn't, you're free to. I'm afraid that you'd actually end up wasting your time and there's really nothing I can do about that. 

What I can do is get some answers. Where am I? What do you all want with me? At this point, I'd love to hear something interesting. I'd hate to be kidnapped and bored.

Comments

[Voice] Jumping on this one!

[liverletdie]

I'm afraid to be the one to tell you, but it is real.

[Voice] my body is so ready

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just rude isn't it?

(voice.)

[cagesong.livejournal.com]

Eh? You're new here as well?

[A pause.]

...So many people. Honestly, I never thought cities could be so vast.

(voice.)

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Maybe you've been lucky enough to be out in the country.

[specifythepoint]

Boring is hardly a word people use around here.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

So I'm beginning to see. Though, I don't know why people seem to think it still is acceptable to be kidnapped.

[voice] i feel obliged for some reason. :|

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

You'll find it's hardly boring around here.

But that's not a bad rule of thumb you have there, hon.

[voice] it calls to you

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Considering all these gadgets? I suppose so!

Why, it's just common sense, but thank you.

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

How versed are you with transdimensional travel, my dear? I'd hate to make assumptions.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I don't know how patronizing you can get before you get an answer, but it takes a true lady to be able to see past that and give you the answer you're looking for. No, I'm not.

voice;

[finalpunchline.livejournal.com]

How 'bout another couple drinks. Can't stand to hear a lady bored on her first night in town.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? That's very kind of you.

permavoice;

[latexspectre]

You're in the City. And you have superpowers. That interesting enough for you?

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Interesting, yes. But, is it true?

[shotyoudeadbang]

Interesting, huh?

In this place, a German fighter pilot buzzes around town in a bi-plane as one of the cops. Plus, there's some shiny princess from a fairy tale I've never heard of who will cry at the drop of a hat. And a guy from Star Wars.

Plus, no one dies. Ever.

This place will give you a headache every day.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

My, that's a lot to take in. [she doesn't believe you at all 8|]

permavoice;

[trickshot]

Didn't find the lady-computer all that interesting, then?

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Is that what that was? Someone really should tell her that it's not very ladylike to do -- well, whatever you want to call this.

[Voice] Jumping on this one!

[liverletdie]

I'm afraid to be the one to tell you, but it is real.

[Voice] my body is so ready

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just rude isn't it?

(voice.)

[cagesong.livejournal.com]

Eh? You're new here as well?

[A pause.]

...So many people. Honestly, I never thought cities could be so vast.

(voice.)

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Maybe you've been lucky enough to be out in the country.

[specifythepoint]

Boring is hardly a word people use around here.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

So I'm beginning to see. Though, I don't know why people seem to think it still is acceptable to be kidnapped.

[voice] i feel obliged for some reason. :|

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

You'll find it's hardly boring around here.

But that's not a bad rule of thumb you have there, hon.

[voice] it calls to you

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Considering all these gadgets? I suppose so!

Why, it's just common sense, but thank you.

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

How versed are you with transdimensional travel, my dear? I'd hate to make assumptions.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I don't know how patronizing you can get before you get an answer, but it takes a true lady to be able to see past that and give you the answer you're looking for. No, I'm not.

voice;

[finalpunchline.livejournal.com]

How 'bout another couple drinks. Can't stand to hear a lady bored on her first night in town.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? That's very kind of you.

permavoice;

[latexspectre]

You're in the City. And you have superpowers. That interesting enough for you?

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Interesting, yes. But, is it true?

[shotyoudeadbang]

Interesting, huh?

In this place, a German fighter pilot buzzes around town in a bi-plane as one of the cops. Plus, there's some shiny princess from a fairy tale I've never heard of who will cry at the drop of a hat. And a guy from Star Wars.

Plus, no one dies. Ever.

This place will give you a headache every day.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

My, that's a lot to take in. [she doesn't believe you at all 8|]

permavoice;

[trickshot]

Didn't find the lady-computer all that interesting, then?

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Is that what that was? Someone really should tell her that it's not very ladylike to do -- well, whatever you want to call this.

[voice]

[meowminx]

This place is very rarely boring.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Then it should be lively enough to leave.

[voice]

[meowminx]

This place is very rarely boring.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Then it should be lively enough to leave.

[comesback.livejournal.com]

Mmm, more than one drink can do many things, it's true.

Welcome to not-New York. Otherwise known as the City. It's very original, I know.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

At least you added the "not" part to that. I'm from the city, and this is hardly New York. Everyone is far too drab, it's actually depressing me.

voice;

[pamnotpammy.livejournal.com]

It's called the City. It's like New York but with superheroes.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

As great as it is that you consider our policeman and fireman to be heroes, I think it's a little much to use them as a defining factor of the city.

[comesback.livejournal.com]

Mmm, more than one drink can do many things, it's true.

Welcome to not-New York. Otherwise known as the City. It's very original, I know.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

At least you added the "not" part to that. I'm from the city, and this is hardly New York. Everyone is far too drab, it's actually depressing me.

voice;

[pamnotpammy.livejournal.com]

It's called the City. It's like New York but with superheroes.

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

As great as it is that you consider our policeman and fireman to be heroes, I think it's a little much to use them as a defining factor of the city.

voice;

[inamagicshop.livejournal.com]

It's a communicator. It can send texts and videos too.

*That pointed out, she'll turn on Friendly Mode. Which means babble mode.* People get brought here from all over, and it's kinda like kidnapping except it's some machine in this dimension randomly pulling people in just because, and where are you from normally?

voice;

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, you'll have to go a little slower for me. A communicator? And video? [she sounds more frustrated than her usual calm self.] New York, 1965.