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[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

It's always a rule never to get close to a phone or - I guess whatever this darling thing I'm doing - when you're drunk. You never know what you'll end up saying and it just leads to a very awkward conversation in the morning. Though, I highly doubt more than one cosmopolitan and one episode of the Twilight Zone can do this. 

Then again, more than one drink can do a lot of things, can't it? 

I certainly hope you all know that the answer is no and I certainly am not wrong in the head to actually think that this isn't real. If you want to assume that I'm ignorant enough to actually believe that it isn't, you're free to. I'm afraid that you'd actually end up wasting your time and there's really nothing I can do about that. 

What I can do is get some answers. Where am I? What do you all want with me? At this point, I'd love to hear something interesting. I'd hate to be kidnapped and bored.

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[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

That charming voice is a porter? How ironic. {there's a sigh} I'm from 1965.

[voice]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

Some sorta robot. Seems like folks enjoy attaching a woman's appeal to any sorta technology nowadays.

[there's a considering sound.]

Practically a decade ahead of me then. Don't blame you for being overwhelmed by this new stuff. You'll get used to the communicator in no time though.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

So, you're from 1955? [she sounds a little relieved.] Well, as long as you're able to learn it, there might be some hope for me.

[voice]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

'56.

[an amicable laugh.]

I won't lie an' say it's all easy. I've been here on an' off for a good year or two. But you learn the basics real quick.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Isn't that just great for us.

[voice]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

Just don't bother with the TV all too much. Dunno how many channels you folks get in the next decade, but there's literally thousands of channels of nothing but shit shows.

[Sal's a classy 1950s lady......honest. minus the cursing and drinking problem.]

An' I'm still not too keen on a lot of the fashion choices.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

All those channels? What happened to CBS, ABC and NBC?

[there's just an exasperated sigh.] I'm already distraught, I don't know if my heart can handle anything else at the moment.

[voice]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

Oh they're still around. They've got a good share of channels.

Then don't look around much. You might die of a heart attack when you see one of those kids walking around with his pants around his ankles.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

This outlook is looking quite bleak. Is there anything good about this place?

[voice]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

The bars aren't half bad.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's more sad, the fact that the only thing that's good are the bars or the fact that I'll have to drink all by myself.

[voice]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

The fellas around here aren't too shabby when it comes to giving a gal some bartime company. Most even have the decency to know when to treat.

But I'm always on the look out for new drinking partners.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I'll definitely give you a ring.

[voice]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

[SHE'LL RATTLE OFF HER NUMBER HERE BLUH BLUH BLUH she needs more female friends ;~;]

If you ever needed an excuse to drink, this place definitely gives you plenty of 'em.

[voice]

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, and me without a pen. [except the one ... around her neck.] I'l have to keep that in mind.