capeandcowl | (voice.)

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† joan holloway (harris) | marilyn monro

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It's always a rule never to get close to a phone or - I guess whatever this darling thing I'm doing - when you're drunk. You never know what you'll end up saying and it just leads to a very awkward conversation in the morning. Though, I highly doubt more than one cosmopolitan and one episode of the Twilight Zone can do this.

Then again, more than one drink can do a lot of things, can't it?

I certainly hope you all know that the answer is no and I certainly am not wrong in the head to actually think that this isn't real. If you want to assume that I'm ignorant enough to actually believe that it isn't, you're free to. I'm afraid that you'd actually end up wasting your time and there's really nothing I can do about that.

What I can do is get some answers. Where am I? What do you all want with me? At this point, I'd love to hear something interesting. I'd hate to be kidnapped and bored.

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It's nice to hear that chivalry isn't dead.

Still fighting off the Reaper yet. Need a pick up?

I would happily tell you where I was if I even knew where I am.

Didn't go an' wander too far from the door in, did ya.

I'm sorry to say that you were a little too slow. Though, once I get a place to stay, you'll be the first for my house-warming party.

I'll be holdin' on to that rain check, doll.

And who would this raincheck be made out to?

Eddie Blake.

Well, Mr. Blake, I hope that your schedule will be able to accommodate me.

From that sounda it, sure it can manage to suit ya just fine.

I hope you're this polite in person.

Only one way to figure it out.

Maybe someday.

Maybe? Don't break the heart of a man ya ain't even met yet.

I really don't want to.

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