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[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

It's always a rule never to get close to a phone or - I guess whatever this darling thing I'm doing - when you're drunk. You never know what you'll end up saying and it just leads to a very awkward conversation in the morning. Though, I highly doubt more than one cosmopolitan and one episode of the Twilight Zone can do this. 

Then again, more than one drink can do a lot of things, can't it? 

I certainly hope you all know that the answer is no and I certainly am not wrong in the head to actually think that this isn't real. If you want to assume that I'm ignorant enough to actually believe that it isn't, you're free to. I'm afraid that you'd actually end up wasting your time and there's really nothing I can do about that. 

What I can do is get some answers. Where am I? What do you all want with me? At this point, I'd love to hear something interesting. I'd hate to be kidnapped and bored.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

[More politeness than he's used to.]

So where ya from? How ridiculous is this place lookin' to you?

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Do I need to date myself to answer the question?

[shotyoudeadbang]

Like I said, there's World War 1 people here, so probably.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

[she could comment, but that would mean that she was dating herself even more.] New York, 1965.

[shotyoudeadbang]

Damn.

So I guess it's gonna be your call. Either this place is gonna be a hell of a culture shock, or it's gonna be an amazing future world for you to get all jazzed about. Depends on how you wanna look at it.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

Can't it be both?

[shotyoudeadbang]

Maybe. But one or the other will better suit how you react to it. Whether you're gonna get pissy and resistant or just go with the new.

[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

I'll let you know how it works out.