☠ twelve [translated from eldritch]

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ The video opens to a black screen and the dulcet tones of Nic Cage being dramatic before it shakily focuses on a television screen. There's Gerard Butler (with white hair and familiar black headband on) and Rob Lowe (dressed like a familiar magician, sans the fishnets), running and jumping as an explosion occurs behind them. Then, the narration begins: IN A WORLD WITHOUT HOPE, ONE COP DARES TO STAND ABOVE THE LAW -- a flash of Gerard Butler looking bad ass -- ROSE LALONDE. AND TOGETHER WITH HIS BEST FRIEND -- a flash of Rob Lowe and some poorly put together CGI magic -- ZATANNA ZATARA, THEY'LL BOTH SAVE THE CITY.. There's more action and explosions, but nothing really explaining what the movie is about. And, just when they seem like they're going to clue you in, the camera is turned around and you get a view of two unimpressed ladies kicking back on a couch in what appears to be Zatanna's house, to those that may be familiar with it.

there's a dead silence from the two ladies, with the trailer still playing in the background, saying something about a Thanksgiving premiere date. Rose and Zee who are still just sitting there (Rose with a fat cat in her lap), exchange glances. the silence continues.

and then, Rose speaks up. ]

They got my hair wrong.

[ and then it just clicks off ]

[ooc: There are a few commercials out now for "AbracaDAMAGE!" a movie made with footage from the battle at Magic*Con. Some include Kristen Stewart as James Bond.]

Comments

[hexappeal]

Yeah, Rose. [Because she wasn't addressed. She's just chiming in hurp.]

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

No.

[hexappeal]

I'll pay. [Suddenly, there is popcorn. Which she is eating.]

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ and Rose's wand is appearing... in her hand

and the popcorn's exploding in Zee's face ]

No.

[hexappeal]

[She'd normally get pissy, but.]

Okay, okay. Don't ruin the food. It didn't do this to you. Or me.

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ her thorn appears in a swirl of black magic and she just \:'s ]

It was looking at me with a judging gaze.

[hexappeal]

You could have eaten some.

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARS BUT W/E ]

I'm watching my figure.

oh my god never use that icon again

[hexappeal]

I know media influences young, impressionable minds... but you're perfectly fine. [She's pretty sure that she doesn't mean it, anyway.]

IT IS MY FAVOURITE ONE

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ she didn't!!!! ]

I'm so glad you're here to reassure me of that, Zatanna.

UNFAVORITE IT also empties inbox at odd hours ha

[hexappeal]

You're welcome. [What even.]

[dupable.livejournal.com]

She's gotta see it, right? I mean she's in it kind of, so that's pretty much required!

[hexappeal]

I'd hope she'd at least get free tickets. [She isn't really sure how else to respond. Because even Zatanna's not sure if she wants to see it.]

[dupable.livejournal.com]

Since the movie is about her, she should. [ It's required, Zatanna. BY LAW. ]

[hexappeal]

You know, you do make a good point... [ROSE'S LIFE...]

[dupable.livejournal.com]

Exactly! It's kind of wrong if she doesn't go and see it, right?