http://disillusionists.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] disillusionists.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2011-10-02 09:23 pm

☠ twelve [translated from eldritch]

[ The video opens to a black screen and the dulcet tones of Nic Cage being dramatic before it shakily focuses on a television screen. There's Gerard Butler (with white hair and familiar black headband on) and Rob Lowe (dressed like a familiar magician, sans the fishnets), running and jumping as an explosion occurs behind them. Then, the narration begins: IN A WORLD WITHOUT HOPE, ONE COP DARES TO STAND ABOVE THE LAW -- a flash of Gerard Butler looking bad ass -- ROSE LALONDE. AND TOGETHER WITH HIS BEST FRIEND -- a flash of Rob Lowe and some poorly put together CGI magic -- ZATANNA ZATARA, THEY'LL BOTH SAVE THE CITY.. There's more action and explosions, but nothing really explaining what the movie is about. And, just when they seem like they're going to clue you in, the camera is turned around and you get a view of two unimpressed ladies kicking back on a couch in what appears to be Zatanna's house, to those that may be familiar with it.

there's a dead silence from the two ladies, with the trailer still playing in the background, saying something about a Thanksgiving premiere date. Rose and Zee who are still just sitting there (Rose with a fat cat in her lap), exchange glances. the silence continues.

and then, Rose speaks up.
]

They got my hair wrong.

[ and then it just clicks off ]

[ooc: There are a few commercials out now for "AbracaDAMAGE!" a movie made with footage from the battle at Magic*Con. Some include Kristen Stewart as James Bond.]
hexappeal: (dozing off.)

permavideo;

[personal profile] hexappeal 2011-10-03 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even... I... [She's stumped.]

PERMAVOICE THEN.

[identity profile] not-polish.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Did you even give 'em permission to use your image for that shit?
hexappeal: (forget it.)

[personal profile] hexappeal 2011-10-03 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
No. But watch, they'll do voice overs. Zotonna Zotora and Roose Lolonde. [IT COMES FULL-CIRCLE.]

[identity profile] not-polish.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should find a way to get money outta this at least.

I know I'll be seeing it for that fella with the white hair.
hexappeal: (listen.)

[personal profile] hexappeal 2011-10-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Damn straight I will.

...can I agree to that without it being weird? Since Rose is. You know. [You can see her in the video response sitting next to her.]
hexappeal: (fml.)

[personal profile] hexappeal 2011-10-03 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOKS AWAY AWAY AWAYYYYYY in shame]

[identity profile] not-polish.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't actually her, so I don't see why it would be weird.

[a laugh]

'cause he is really handsome.
hexappeal: (come over here.)

[personal profile] hexappeal 2011-10-03 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
He appears to not be wearing his shirt for most of the previews. [That's her way of agreeing.]
specifythepoint: (Arthur - now I'm worried)

[personal profile] specifythepoint 2011-10-03 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
She's getting money out of this.

[Even if Arthur has to perform inception on some high-ranking studio exec by himself]

[identity profile] not-polish.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I hate seeing people robbed because someone decided to take their name an' image and run with it.
hexappeal: (?)

[personal profile] hexappeal 2011-10-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, you know. If I don't.