capeandcowl | ☠ twelve [translated from eldritch]

[ The video opens to a black screen and the dulcet tones of Nic Cage being dramatic before it shakily focuses on a television screen. There's Gerard Butler (with white hair and familiar black headband on) and Rob Lowe (dressed like a familiar magician, sans the fishnets), running and jumping as an explosion occurs behind them. Then, the narration begins: IN A WORLD WITHOUT HOPE, ONE COP DARES TO STAND ABOVE THE LAW -- a flash of Gerard Butler looking bad ass -- ROSE LALONDE. AND TOGETHER WITH HIS BEST FRIEND -- a flash of Rob Lowe and some poorly put together CGI magic -- ZATANNA ZATARA, THEY'LL BOTH SAVE THE CITY.. There's more action and explosions, but nothing really explaining what the movie is about. And, just when they seem like they're going to clue you in, the camera is turned around and you get a view of two unimpressed ladies kicking back on a couch in what appears to be Zatanna's house, to those that may be familiar with it.

there's a dead silence from the two ladies, with the trailer still playing in the background, saying something about a Thanksgiving premiere date. Rose and Zee who are still just sitting there (Rose with a fat cat in her lap), exchange glances. the silence continues.

and then, Rose speaks up. ]

They got my hair wrong.

[ and then it just clicks off ]

[ooc: There are a few commercials out now for "AbracaDAMAGE!" a movie made with footage from the battle at Magic*Con. Some include Kristen Stewart as James Bond.]

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Ew. You did not.

I would have!

Well, now's your chance. Though the hero worship thing? Kinda creepy.

It's not hero worship. I just find him very attractive! Though Gerard Butler's handsome, too...

Woah, woah, Zee. I meant him and the wig. Take it down a notch.

...welp.

[She snorts] So what? Is there going to be a premiere party?

Not sure. I'm attending the premiere, at the very least.

If you need, moral support... [or to be laughed at. it's the same.]

Arthur's coming with me. [To protect her virtue or something like that. Idk.]

Does that mean I'm not invited?

I don't know? I wasn't even aware that I was going until he told me I was?

Well, if you need me there you know I will be. [SUDDEN SERIOUSNESS WHAT]

[She really wants to go, doesn't she?] I've got your number, even!

[If only for Rob Lowe.] It's like it was meant to be.

I'll ask Arthur about it. He's the one handling the... uh. Issues of this.

☠ twelve [translated from eldritch]

YOU LOVE HER

THIS IS TRUE. :(

who could not :(

idk you tell me...

NO ONE THAT'S WHO X(

LMAOFASDF

C:

:>

>3

yeep

the best

est

estest est to infinity :X

dayum straight.

hard xXxx core

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