☠ twelve [translated from eldritch]

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ The video opens to a black screen and the dulcet tones of Nic Cage being dramatic before it shakily focuses on a television screen. There's Gerard Butler (with white hair and familiar black headband on) and Rob Lowe (dressed like a familiar magician, sans the fishnets), running and jumping as an explosion occurs behind them. Then, the narration begins: IN A WORLD WITHOUT HOPE, ONE COP DARES TO STAND ABOVE THE LAW -- a flash of Gerard Butler looking bad ass -- ROSE LALONDE. AND TOGETHER WITH HIS BEST FRIEND -- a flash of Rob Lowe and some poorly put together CGI magic -- ZATANNA ZATARA, THEY'LL BOTH SAVE THE CITY.. There's more action and explosions, but nothing really explaining what the movie is about. And, just when they seem like they're going to clue you in, the camera is turned around and you get a view of two unimpressed ladies kicking back on a couch in what appears to be Zatanna's house, to those that may be familiar with it.

there's a dead silence from the two ladies, with the trailer still playing in the background, saying something about a Thanksgiving premiere date. Rose and Zee who are still just sitting there (Rose with a fat cat in her lap), exchange glances. the silence continues.

and then, Rose speaks up. ]

They got my hair wrong.

[ and then it just clicks off ]

[ooc: There are a few commercials out now for "AbracaDAMAGE!" a movie made with footage from the battle at Magic*Con. Some include Kristen Stewart as James Bond.]

Comments

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Uh. [ A tiny moment of "OH GOD HAS EDDIE BEEN BLABBING" panic. But it smooths out. ]

Tough. No guarentees.

[hexappeal]

[She just assumes he has a thing for Rob Lowe. Who doesn't?]

Just make sure to harass James about being played by that chick from Twilight and we'll call it even.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which.

[ SLOW...LY... ] This might be a personal question, but are you seeing him?

[hexappeal]

Huh? [She's taken off guard by this, like she can't even fathom other people assuming this.] No, I'm not. What's between us is entirely platonic.

[Then, suspiciously:] Why?

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Oh. [ He's immediately relieved. ]

I just don't get the best impression from the guy, alright? I don't.

[hexappeal]

He's a jackass, I know. I tend to be drawn to jackasses. And blondes. But that's beside the point, he's not my type. [Which she's told him. Repeatedly. He's too conceited (even for her).]

Is there something specific you're trying to tell me here? You can be candid with me.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

[ Why does that type sound so familiar? God. ]

I. [ hurriedly: ] Not really. I just want you to be happy, you know?

[hexappeal]

...you're not really good at asking women out, are you?

not hurr

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ FINALLY.

JEGUS YOU ADULTS ARE DUMB ]

shut up it's your fault

[hexappeal]

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

[ ON THE DEFENSIVE. ] I'm not asking you out?

[hexappeal]

Then you're not good at not asking women out?

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're not good at properly interpreting my intentions.

[hexappeal]

Maybe I need to brush up on my skills. I used to take pride when it came to my ability to read people.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Even the expert makes the occasional mistake, right?

[hexappeal]

I suppose so! Of course, this doesn't get you out of hanging out with me at some future point in time.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Coming from the psychotic.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

I'm not here to argue with you.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Might want to try being a little more subtle about your 'impressions' of people then.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

I might.

[privatez]

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Just don't piss her around.

[privatez]

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

As if I were.

[privatez]

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Never can be too sure when it comes to the loonies.

[privatez]

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Why are you so convinced that I'm that insane?

[privatez]

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I just don't get the best impression from you.