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[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[Someone got her comm fixed thanks to Willow and/or Timcampy just sayin. But since she's staying with Zee again and doesn't really want to broadcast the fact this is voice. She sounds bright and earnest and all of those things Buffy never really was when she was here before. At least not in such a sincereish way.] So I've been all through the 90s and skipped up to the land of Twitter and memes involving Kanye West, and then back... a little ways. To where Britney Spears still isn't a complete joke. And now that I'm back here, I really only have one question.

Who ever thought camo pants were a good idea? If you're not military or into ..forestry there's really no excuse. And black is much stealthier anyway. I'm just saying, it's not doing anyone any favors.

So while I was in a comfycozy tryptophan stupor, you all decided to try on your bad guy wigs. Or at least, hairnets. Again with the bad fashion decisions. Do I have to get my baton? I thought after state school I'd be able to hang my fashion detective scarf up for good. You all should be very ashamed of yourselves. [you can hear the finger wagging] But not too ashamed. I mean, it happens to everyone at least once...

That's enough judgytimes for today. I think I ran out of steam there towards the end. Chief Inspector Buffypants, signing off.

...Just, pretend I never said that.

[locked to Ianto;]

hey arthur II got a minute?

Comments

[acahellyeah]

Do I get a badge?

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Of course. What kind of official would you be without an official badge. We should wear hats so people know we're serious.

[acahellyeah]

Now I know what to get you for Christmas.

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

But now the surprise is ruined. It's a good thing I like...hats.

[acahellyeah]

But, you don't know what kind of hat.

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Are you implying I couldn't wear certain types of hats? Because I'll have you know I think most hats agree with my head. They are firmly in agreement.

[acahellyeah]

No! No, definitely not. There's just still half a surprise left.

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Half a surprise is better than no surprise, mathematically speaking. Did I mention I dropped out of school?

[acahellyeah]

Well your math still checks out. And really it's more like 2/3s of a surprise, because you won't know what it looks like until you get it.