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[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[Someone got her comm fixed thanks to Willow and/or Timcampy just sayin. But since she's staying with Zee again and doesn't really want to broadcast the fact this is voice. She sounds bright and earnest and all of those things Buffy never really was when she was here before. At least not in such a sincereish way.] So I've been all through the 90s and skipped up to the land of Twitter and memes involving Kanye West, and then back... a little ways. To where Britney Spears still isn't a complete joke. And now that I'm back here, I really only have one question.

Who ever thought camo pants were a good idea? If you're not military or into ..forestry there's really no excuse. And black is much stealthier anyway. I'm just saying, it's not doing anyone any favors.

So while I was in a comfycozy tryptophan stupor, you all decided to try on your bad guy wigs. Or at least, hairnets. Again with the bad fashion decisions. Do I have to get my baton? I thought after state school I'd be able to hang my fashion detective scarf up for good. You all should be very ashamed of yourselves. [you can hear the finger wagging] But not too ashamed. I mean, it happens to everyone at least once...

That's enough judgytimes for today. I think I ran out of steam there towards the end. Chief Inspector Buffypants, signing off.

...Just, pretend I never said that.

[locked to Ianto;]

hey arthur II got a minute?

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voice

[livesarock]

[...guess who gave up trying to understand half of that.

but STILL. slightly suspicious:] All of us?

OH WOW LJ ATE THIS I DID NOT IGNORE YOU!!!!!1

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

It was less of an accusatory 'all' than a... general sort of, generalization-y 'all.'

voice

[livesarock]

[...guess who gave up trying to understand half of that.

but STILL. slightly suspicious:] All of us?

OH WOW LJ ATE THIS I DID NOT IGNORE YOU!!!!!1

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

It was less of an accusatory 'all' than a... general sort of, generalization-y 'all.'

voice;

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

I think the problem with the fake fatigues is that they're rarely the camo for where the people who wear them hang out. Like, if you wanted to actually be camouflaged in a night club, you should be wearing vinyl with cheap beer spilled down the front.

But if you want to play fashion detective, can you find a way to make my hair not hideous?

voice;

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[That makes Buffy laugh, a short sincere chuckle.] Your attention to detail's not bad, you know.

And neither is your hair, though I'm sure something could be done to improve it. I've been looking for a new hairstyle myself.

voice;

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

I think the problem with the fake fatigues is that they're rarely the camo for where the people who wear them hang out. Like, if you wanted to actually be camouflaged in a night club, you should be wearing vinyl with cheap beer spilled down the front.

But if you want to play fashion detective, can you find a way to make my hair not hideous?

voice;

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[That makes Buffy laugh, a short sincere chuckle.] Your attention to detail's not bad, you know.

And neither is your hair, though I'm sure something could be done to improve it. I've been looking for a new hairstyle myself.

[voice]

[he-is-wild.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, ma'am, but of all the crimes I've proudly perpetrated I've never been guilty of a fashion faux pas!

[voice]

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Well, good for you! Keep up the good work. [A beat] But not so much on the evil thing...

[mightymortal]

Gosh, I've only skipped forward a couple years I still don't get twitter. Or Memes...

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[mmm older man voice, if only she knew...] You know what a meme is right? I'm not so savvy with the internettiness, but I think I got this whole twitter, tumblr, bloggy things that start with 'T' ..thing.

[voice]

[he-is-wild.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, ma'am, but of all the crimes I've proudly perpetrated I've never been guilty of a fashion faux pas!

[voice]

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Well, good for you! Keep up the good work. [A beat] But not so much on the evil thing...

[mightymortal]

Gosh, I've only skipped forward a couple years I still don't get twitter. Or Memes...

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[mmm older man voice, if only she knew...] You know what a meme is right? I'm not so savvy with the internettiness, but I think I got this whole twitter, tumblr, bloggy things that start with 'T' ..thing.

[acahellyeah]

Chief Inspector Buffypants of the Fashion Police?

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

I should get a badge, right? And you could bedazzle it.

[acahellyeah]

Chief Inspector Buffypants of the Fashion Police?

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

I should get a badge, right? And you could bedazzle it.

[locked]

[coffeeking]

For you? I have at least ten. Possibly more if the pizza man doesn't arrive in the time frame he specified.

And for the record, camo pants are unforgivable in any civilian capacity.

[locked]

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Pizza? Now I'm wishing I had done the impromptu visiting thing instead. You're still much, much nicer to me than Arthur ever was, if you needed an update.

Unforgivable, and unfriendable. It's a sad, lonely existence for the fake-camouflage-wearer, even moreso in a short pant.

[locked]

[coffeeking]

For you? I have at least ten. Possibly more if the pizza man doesn't arrive in the time frame he specified.

And for the record, camo pants are unforgivable in any civilian capacity.

[locked]

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Pizza? Now I'm wishing I had done the impromptu visiting thing instead. You're still much, much nicer to me than Arthur ever was, if you needed an update.

Unforgivable, and unfriendable. It's a sad, lonely existence for the fake-camouflage-wearer, even moreso in a short pant.

YELLING FROM ACROSS THE HOUSE!!

[hexappeal]

If they came in sweatpants, I'd wear them!

stupid bracket key :(

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

If fruitcake came in sweatpants, you'd wear them! [Oh, burn. She's totally playing some stupid video game in the living room that she doesn't even understand.]

YELLING FROM ACROSS THE HOUSE!!

[hexappeal]

If they came in sweatpants, I'd wear them!

stupid bracket key :(

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

If fruitcake came in sweatpants, you'd wear them! [Oh, burn. She's totally playing some stupid video game in the living room that she doesn't even understand.]