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[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[Someone got her comm fixed thanks to Willow and/or Timcampy just sayin. But since she's staying with Zee again and doesn't really want to broadcast the fact this is voice. She sounds bright and earnest and all of those things Buffy never really was when she was here before. At least not in such a sincereish way.] So I've been all through the 90s and skipped up to the land of Twitter and memes involving Kanye West, and then back... a little ways. To where Britney Spears still isn't a complete joke. And now that I'm back here, I really only have one question.

Who ever thought camo pants were a good idea? If you're not military or into ..forestry there's really no excuse. And black is much stealthier anyway. I'm just saying, it's not doing anyone any favors.

So while I was in a comfycozy tryptophan stupor, you all decided to try on your bad guy wigs. Or at least, hairnets. Again with the bad fashion decisions. Do I have to get my baton? I thought after state school I'd be able to hang my fashion detective scarf up for good. You all should be very ashamed of yourselves. [you can hear the finger wagging] But not too ashamed. I mean, it happens to everyone at least once...

That's enough judgytimes for today. I think I ran out of steam there towards the end. Chief Inspector Buffypants, signing off.

...Just, pretend I never said that.

[locked to Ianto;]

hey arthur II got a minute?

Comments

[hexappeal]

I had no idea you also could use magic. [She's polite and doesn't screw her up, instead opting to allow her to finish her game in peace before she joins in.]

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of things you don't know about me! [she exclaims, giving Zee the other controller now that she's lost of her own volition.]

[hexappeal]

Well, I hope you'll tell me about them sometime. [She takes the second one, strapping it to her arm because she's that person who those things were made for (even though it really shouldn't be a problem).]

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[Buffy is a rule breaker!!!! She's going strapless, off the grid, etc.] Well, maybe 'a lot' was a little overstatey.

[hexappeal]

[good thing she doesn't have the living room littered with knick-knacks and vases and the like, huh!!] Then tell me the little? Anyway, you'll have to be patient with me. I have no idea what I'm doing on this newfangled video entertainment game machines. [w e l p.]

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. You're just trying to catch me off-guard.

[Buffy goes quiet for a long moment. There's no pretty way to say any of this so blurting it out while playing the Wii really shouldn't be the worst way. But it feels like it is.] Even the short of things is pretty...long. There was a war, and we won, but-- like any war, there are. [She holds her breath a second as the match starts up, letting it out for the next word.] Casualties.