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[Someone got her comm fixed thanks to Willow and/or Timcampy just sayin. But since she's staying with Zee again and doesn't really want to broadcast the fact this is voice. She sounds bright and earnest and all of those things Buffy never really was when she was here before. At least not in such a sincereish way.] So I've been all through the 90s and skipped up to the land of Twitter and memes involving Kanye West, and then back... a little ways. To where Britney Spears still isn't a complete joke. And now that I'm back here, I really only have one question.

Who ever thought camo pants were a good idea? If you're not military or into ..forestry there's really no excuse. And black is much stealthier anyway. I'm just saying, it's not doing anyone any favors.

So while I was in a comfycozy tryptophan stupor, you all decided to try on your bad guy wigs. Or at least, hairnets. Again with the bad fashion decisions. Do I have to get my baton? I thought after state school I'd be able to hang my fashion detective scarf up for good. You all should be very ashamed of yourselves. [you can hear the finger wagging] But not too ashamed. I mean, it happens to everyone at least once...

That's enough judgytimes for today. I think I ran out of steam there towards the end. Chief Inspector Buffypants, signing off.

...Just, pretend I never said that.

[locked to Ianto;]

hey arthur II got a minute?

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See, that! That right there. You're like some sort of gentleman. [Meanwhile Buffy is inhaling her food. Inhaling it.]

Oh, I-- [forgot? Oops.] Wondered when Zee's next show was.

[coffeeking]

[Buffy is like an entertainment package on TV he doesn't have to pay for. Maybe that's not so surprising, considering.]

I do my best. And that depends entirely on Zatanna. But presuming the city isn't attacked, no monsters rise from the deep, people maintain their usual personalities, and the dry cleaners get her clothes back on time, she should be having a show next week.

[ooc: I am pulling this completely out of nowhere. IDEK when Zee has her shows, but Ianto's manager, right? :'D]

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[[lmfao it's all good making up things is always acceptable!!!!]]

Next week? That seems so soon... Which is funny, I know, for someone in my position to say. Maybe I will need that bedazzler after all. [What the fuck is she saying.]

This pizza is amazing. Did you get it in Heaven?

[coffeeking]

[He casts an odd look in her direction. It may have something to do with his having no idea what a bedazzler is.]

Down the street, actually. I think it's called Signore's. [His lips quirk at the lame joke, though.] And as they say, show business waits for no one.

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There's no business like show business? [she asks around a pepperoni, proud of herself for that one.] You know I've been to Heaven right? The pizza? Not as good.