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So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

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[exceptfebruary]

I have spoken with a few.

[fabricates]

Only the lame ones, I'm sure!!!!!!!!

[exceptfebruary]

That would depend on which ones you would describe as such.

♈ ♉ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♑ and ♒

Do you know anything about the zodiac?

[fabricates]

Pretty much all of them are lame except me. :::;)
Is that some ridiculous human word of did you just make it up?

[exceptfebruary]

It is human. Astrological in origin. It refers to twelve celestial divisions, twelve signs. Each sign has a number of symbols and concepts associated with it.

For example, the first sign of the zodiac is Aries. Its symbol is ♈. It is known as the Ram.

[fabricates]

So that's totally 8ased off of us.

[exceptfebruary]

That would appear to be the consensus. I have been informed you created Earth. And thus twelve trolls become twelve signs.

[fabricates]

Yeah, we did that. It was pretty gr8. It's too 8ad planet got pummeled 8y meteors l8r.

[exceptfebruary]

Meteors? What happened, exactly?

[fabricates]

It's a loooooooong story! I'm not really in the mood to tell it.

[exceptfebruary]

Very well.

Let us talk about something else. Can you guess which symbol represents the 8th sign of the zodiac?

[fabricates]

If it isn't ♏ I'll 8e sorely disappointed. ::::/

[exceptfebruary]

You are correct. ♏, the Scorpio.

[fabricates]

The Scorpio???????? Sounds pretty 8adass! It's not surprising considering that's my sym8ol.

[exceptfebruary]

[ And that is exactly what Julian wanted to hear. ]

It is a good sign to have. Scorpio. The Scorpion. October 23rd to November 21st. Humans born during that time are considered Scorpios. Passionate, determined, obsessive, unyielding.

This sign is a forceful sign.

[fabricates]

O8viously the 8est sign there is!!!!!!!! So any humans 8orn in those Earth months are mine, huh?

[exceptfebruary]

I think it is fair if you consider them yours. Whether or not you want them may depend on who shares your sign.

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I don't have high expect8tions of humans, 8eing the inferior race and all.
8ut I'll 8et the ones 8orn under my sign are 8etter than the others. It's just natural to 8e 8etter if you're associ8ed with me. :::;)

[exceptfebruary]

The Scorpios I know certainly view themselves as better.

[fabricates]

And they pro8a8ly are! Like I said, it's natural if you're 8orn with my sign. It practically means 8adass. 8etween my Ancestor and me, we're pretty much the gr8est.

[exceptfebruary]

Your Ancestor? Someone else shares your sign?

[fabricates]

8ingo! Every troll has one. Mine is the 8est, of course.

[exceptfebruary]

Fascinating. None of the others mentioned their ancestors.

[fabricates]

May8e you should ask them a8out them!
Ask Terezi a8out what happened to hers. >::::)
I'm sure she would love to share the story!

[exceptfebruary]

Terezi. Of course.