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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

Comments

[somethinglawful]

1F YOUR3 NOT GONN4 W4ST3 YOUR T1M3 TH3N WHY 4R3 YOU ST1LL T4LK1NG
COULD 1T POSS1BLY B3 B3C4US3
YOUR3 4 MORON?????
>8O

[fabricates]

Wow, you just don't pay attention, do you?
I said I wasn't going to play your stupid games, not that I was going to stop talking.
You should really think 8efore you type. It'd 8e 8etter for every8ody involved!

[somethinglawful]

WH4T 1F TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON 1S 4 M1ND G4M3 VR1SK4
1 KNOW YOUR3 TOO STUP1D TO T3LL FOR YOURS3LF
SHOULD 1 G1V3 YOU 4 H1NT 4BOUT WH3TH3R TH3 4NSW3R TO TH4T HYPOTH3T1C4L QU3ST1ON 1S Y3S OR NO?
>;]

[fabricates]

[AUUUUGHHHH Terezi makes her so mad????????]

Fuck you, Pyrope!
Why don't you go w8ste Kanaya's time? She o8viously has enough free time to put up with your 8ullshit.
8ut I don't.

[somethinglawful]

[oops terezi can't actually talk to kanaya now because of this whole huge mess????? EVERYBODY'S MAD TONIGHT BABY]

GR34T, 1LL STOP T4LK1NG WH3N YOU DO
FUCK1NG SP1D3RTROLL
>:\

[fabricates]

[Wow guess whose fault that is? YOURS, TEREZI.]

So mature!
Can't stand to 8e the one to fold?

[somethinglawful]

[OUT WITH YOUR DETAILS, SPIDERTROLL]

TH4T WOULD B3 MOR3 OF 4N 1NSULT 1F 1 D1DNT KNOW YOU W3R3 TH3 S4M3 W4Y
>:]

[fabricates]

[n o p e staying right here.]

I can quit talking to you any time!!!!!!!!

[somethinglawful]

1F YOU C4N QU1T 4NYT1M3 TH3N DO 1T 4LR34DY
>:]

[fabricates]

What a8out you?
What's keeping you from 8eing the one to drop it?

[somethinglawful]

W4TCH1NG YOU FLOUND3R 4S YOU STRUGGL3 W1TH YOUR D3SP3R4T3 N33D TO G3T TH3 L4ST WORD, TH4TS WH4T
1T 1S 3NT3RT41N1NG 1N TH3 B3ST W4Y
L1K3 W4TCH1NG 4 F3ROC1OUS DR4GON T34R 4P4RT 4 H4PL3SS L1TTL3 WOOLB34ST
OR P3RH4PS
4 H4PL3SS L1TTL3 SP1D3R
>8D

[fabricates]

All I hear is 8lah 8lah, I don't want to admit that I can't 8e the first to stop trolling.
You're desper8 for me to 8e the one who does it first 8ecause you don't have what it takes to.