eighteen Ϟ video

[currentcy]

[ It's your favorite scarred up baldy, City. He's sitting on Parker's couch with his feet up on the coffee table. ]

So, St. Patrick's Day is in a week, anyone got plans? Because if you don't, I don't either, and I could use a little company barhopping--with-benefits. Doesn't have to be like a date or anything, just, you know... something to keep from getting bored. Drinking alone sucks and we all know it.

[ He shrugs, palms open, and grins. ]

Think about it. I'm great with crowd control.

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[currentcy]

If you're wrong I'm keeping your wallet.

[bullseye]

Well, it's no wonder you're so hard up for cash.

[currentcy]

Shut up, Toolseye.

[bullseye]

So when I am meeting Robbins in a wig and collecting my five bucks?

[currentcy]

Soon as she's feeling better. And it's not Parker.

[bullseye]

Uh huh. What's her name again? I didn't catch it.

[currentcy]

She calls herself the Pro.

[bullseye]

Seriously?

[currentcy]

Yeah.

[bullseye]

Import, right?

[totally browsing the network]

[currentcy]

Yeah. Why, you going to try and stalk her?

[bullseye]

I wouldn't dare.

[currentcy]

Good. [ BECAUSE HE'S SO INTIMIDATING RIGHT. ]

[bullseye]

[there's a brief delay]

Wow, car accident, huh? I know what that's like. So where'd you pick her up, the corner?

[currentcy]

Go find your own girlfriend. I'm not sharing my secrets.

[bullseye]

I ain't gonna steal your super skank from you, Electro. I got standards.

[currentcy]

Now you're just makin' this personal.

[bullseye]

You made it personal weeks ago, chief.

[currentcy]

Oh yeah. [ Pauses, reminiscing. ] How'd that wash off?

[bullseye]

Cute. Real cute.

[currentcy]

It was pretty cute.

[bullseye]

I'm going to kill you. Remember that. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next week, but one day...BAM. Dead.

[currentcy]

You're just pissed off I saw your abs.

[bullseye]

Like everyone's seen my abs. I'm pissed off you electrocuted me into fucking unconsciousness so you could look at my abs, you skeevy motherfucker.

[currentcy]

I didn't want to see your ugly abs, you creep. I wanted to shut you up!