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[ Being a troll, it's counter-intuitive to attempt to verbally adress the people at large. So even if the initial post has a few false starts, an uh, an um, a flash of long horns and a glimpse of something fluttering and copper, Tavros has no intention to start speaking. ]

iF I AM GOING TO BE HONEST,
i THINK THAT, mAYBE, tHERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE,
bEING IN THAT MY ARRIVAL HERE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE,
oR AT LEAST, i'M NOT SURE WHY i WAS CHOSEN,
aS THINGS THAT ARE BAD SEEM TO HAPPEN OFTEN TO ME,
AND, i AM NOT REALLY A HERO,
oR, aBLE TO DO THE THINGS THAT ARE LISTED IN THE "DO" SECTION,
tHOUGH i GUESS IF THIS IS A COMMUNICATOR FOR THE PURPOSE OF TALKING TO OTHER iMPORTS,
tHIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY, uH, kIND OF MOOT,
sORRY,
sO, iNSTEAD,
i WILL ASK IF, tHE FACT THAT i HAVE WINGS MEANS,
tHAT i MIGHT BE ABLE TO FLY?

[ translation!: If I am going to be honest, I think that, maybe, there has been a mistake, being in that my arrival here doesn't actually make much sense, or at least, I'm not sure why I was chosen, as things that are bad seem to happen often to me, and, I'm not really a hero, or, able to do the things that are listed in "do" section. Though I guess if this is a commicator for the purpose of talking to other Imports, this question is actually, uh, kind of moot.

Sorry.

So instead, I will ask if, the fact that I have wings means, that I might be able to fly? ]