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[uncertainty]

[ Being a troll, it's counter-intuitive to attempt to verbally adress the people at large. So even if the initial post has a few false starts, an uh, an um, a flash of long horns and a glimpse of something fluttering and copper, Tavros has no intention to start speaking. ]

iF I AM GOING TO BE HONEST,
i THINK THAT, mAYBE, tHERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE,
bEING IN THAT MY ARRIVAL HERE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE,
oR AT LEAST, i'M NOT SURE WHY i WAS CHOSEN,
aS THINGS THAT ARE BAD SEEM TO HAPPEN OFTEN TO ME,
AND, i AM NOT REALLY A HERO,
oR, aBLE TO DO THE THINGS THAT ARE LISTED IN THE "DO" SECTION,
tHOUGH i GUESS IF THIS IS A COMMUNICATOR FOR THE PURPOSE OF TALKING TO OTHER iMPORTS,
tHIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY, uH, kIND OF MOOT,
sORRY,
sO, iNSTEAD,
i WILL ASK IF, tHE FACT THAT i HAVE WINGS MEANS,
tHAT i MIGHT BE ABLE TO FLY?

[ translation!: If I am going to be honest, I think that, maybe, there has been a mistake, being in that my arrival here doesn't actually make much sense, or at least, I'm not sure why I was chosen, as things that are bad seem to happen often to me, and, I'm not really a hero, or, able to do the things that are listed in "do" section. Though I guess if this is a commicator for the purpose of talking to other Imports, this question is actually, uh, kind of moot.

Sorry.

So instead, I will ask if, the fact that I have wings means, that I might be able to fly? ]

Comments

[uncertainty]

wAIT, uH,
dID,
dID i READ THAT RIGHT,
yOU'RE A HUMAN?

[tridentkind]

Yea)(, UNFORTUNAT-ELY.
To tell you t)(e trut)(, I )(ave gotten pretty used to it, but it's still R-EALLY LAM-E t)(at everybody gets to still be a troll but me!
Well, and a couple of ot)(ers too, )(-E)(-E.
I don't even get to keep my fins. 38(
T)(e porter c)(anges ot)(er t)(ings too! DID YOU G-ET ANY SUP-ERPOW-ERS????? 38O

[uncertainty]

i DON'T THINK SO,
bARRING THE WINGS i FEEL PRETTY, uH, nORMAL,

[tridentkind]

But t)(at doesn't make sense! -Everybody gets superpowers.
Maybe t)(e wings are your superpowers? 38/

[uncertainty]

tHAT SEEMS LIKELY,
tHIS IS ACTUALLY, REALLY COOL,

[tridentkind]

Well, it's cool if t)(e porter decides to be nice to you!
But it's true, living )(ere )(as certainly been V-ERY INT-ER-ESTING. 38)
O)(! We s)(ould still )(ave your room free from t)(e last time you were )(ere. So if you don't want to live in t)(e boring old )(ive t)(ey give you you s)(ould come move back in wit)( us!

[uncertainty]

oKAY,
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, uH,
hOW MANY OF US ARE HERE,

[tridentkind]

)(mmm!
Most of us, I t)(ink! We are just missing -Equius and Sollux. T)(e porter must like trolls!
Not everyone lives at our )(ive, t)(oug)(. We s)(are it wit)( some )(umans w)(o can do magic!
R-EAL magic, not fake science magic, obviously.

[uncertainty]

rEAL MAGIC,
tHAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL,

[tridentkind]

Y-EA)(! It's pretty impressive, but I can't do it at all. Maybe t)(at's T)(-EIR superpower!
Anyway, if you want to come live wit)( us, and you TOTALLY S)(OULD, you need to talk to Kanaya. S)(e's our mistress of transport!

[uncertainty]

oKAY, i WILL,

[tridentkind]

Great! S-E-E YOU LAT-ER, TAVROS!

[and disconnect!]