22 ☼ VOICE

[sweetvalleygirl]

Charlie, I'm striking out on finding you a new boyfriend. It's not because I'm not trying, or because the boys around here are ugly or anything. It's just that there are so many potential matches, I can't decide who would be the perfect match for you!

So I consulted Nepeta, and we came up with a terrific idea! Speed dating! It's all the fun of a regular date in a tenth of the time, plus you get to date a ton of different people and nobody bats an eye or talks bad about you for it! It's a win-win!

[She sounds way too excited for this.]

Now, Charlie, Nepeta and I arranged this whole thing for you, so of course you'll be attending. Now all we need are a few more willing participants ready to meet the love of their lives!

We've got space rented out at [insert some location here!] and you'll be dining on delicious Italian food, courtesy of my kitchen. I'm a good cook, you can totally ask anyone. And best of all, there's no fee, because Nepeta and I are doing this out of the goodness of our hearts! We just want everybody to be happy!

(( ooc: This is in relation to the speed dating love plot! Feel free to sign up there! ))

Comments

[whatsupcroc]

You're feeding people just to have them talk to other people?

[ SWEET DEAL DUDE ]

[sweetvalleygirl]

Uh-huh.

And also so they will find true love.

[whatsupcroc]

At least the meal's guaranteed!

[ Since she laughed a little at true love -- not like that it doesn't exist or something but really she bets it takes more time. ]

[sweetvalleygirl]

Yeah! And it's gonna be totally delicious, too. I make awesome garlic bread.

permavoice.

[benevolent]

That's so thoughtful.

permavoice.

[sweetvalleygirl]

It was my New Year's resolution to not be such a callous bitch. I'm really glad it's starting to show!

[benevolent]

... I'm happy for you. Would it be alright if I participated? I'd like to support your cause.

[voice]

[lastnerv]

Um. I don't know a lot about dating, but doesn't doing it really fast defeat the point?

[voice]

[sweetvalleygirl]

No way! It gives you the chance to experience variety! And you know what they say about variety!

[voice]

[lastnerv]

No, I really don't.

[foreverbouncing]

[Charlie is just staring at the screen, dumbfounded. She had thought...hoped...that Jessica would just forget. Instead...this.]

...what.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Surprise! Aren't you excited?!

[foreverbouncing]

I...uh. it...okay, it could be fun?

voice;

[inspirefear]

That's seems like a lot of work just to find someone a boyfriend.

voice;

[sweetvalleygirl]

For one person, sure! But this could result in everyone finding boyfriends.

Or girlfriends. Or whatever.

[inspirefear]

You sure about that?

[waspishly]

excessive

[sweetvalleygirl]

What's wrong with it?

[waspishly]

everything

[shiniest]

Sounds kinda fun.

[sweetvalleygirl]

It's gonna be a blast! You'll be coming, I presume?

[shiniest]

Dunno why not. Go on and count me in.

[conflagrations]

jess
i am so in
i mean, not in-in but in.

[sweetvalleygirl]

you're gonna help me make spaghetti :3

[conflagrations]

spaghetti?
what?