22 ☼ VOICE

[sweetvalleygirl]

Charlie, I'm striking out on finding you a new boyfriend. It's not because I'm not trying, or because the boys around here are ugly or anything. It's just that there are so many potential matches, I can't decide who would be the perfect match for you!

So I consulted Nepeta, and we came up with a terrific idea! Speed dating! It's all the fun of a regular date in a tenth of the time, plus you get to date a ton of different people and nobody bats an eye or talks bad about you for it! It's a win-win!

[She sounds way too excited for this.]

Now, Charlie, Nepeta and I arranged this whole thing for you, so of course you'll be attending. Now all we need are a few more willing participants ready to meet the love of their lives!

We've got space rented out at [insert some location here!] and you'll be dining on delicious Italian food, courtesy of my kitchen. I'm a good cook, you can totally ask anyone. And best of all, there's no fee, because Nepeta and I are doing this out of the goodness of our hearts! We just want everybody to be happy!

(( ooc: This is in relation to the speed dating love plot! Feel free to sign up there! ))

Comments

[whatsupcroc]

Plus it's great for sailing on.

[ Okay, terrible joke, and she knows it, without caring all that much. ]

[sweetvalleygirl]

[She's quiet for a moment before bursting into laughter.]

Oh wow! That was really bad!

[whatsupcroc]

Guess stand up comedy isn't my future calling!

[ Granted, she started laughing when Jessica did. ]

[sweetvalleygirl]

I'm sure you have many other talents.

[whatsupcroc]

I can play a mean kazoo.

[sweetvalleygirl]

You should tell people that at the speed dating session, just to see them react.

[whatsupcroc]

I should bring a kazoo and offer to do live demonstrations, too!

[ Yeah, laughing as she says this. ]

[sweetvalleygirl]

Hahaha! That'll totally help!

[whatsupcroc]

Can't wait to make a great impression!